"Oi, Mikey. Just because he's your wingman doesn't mean I'm not going to beat the crap out of him" Baji said "try me you Aveeno pure renewable shampoo" Kuro looking at baji seriously "What!? You fuck—"
A/N: Aveeno is some shampoo brand name, idk, i just searched it up
"Whats going on here?" Draken asked stepping inside the cafe, "Baji and Li are arguing" Mikey responded. "Baji-san calm down" Chifuyu said, "yeah, calm down doggy" Kuro snickered "excuse me? Dog? Baji-san isn't a dog! partner come and get your friend! or in any minute I'll be kicking his ass!" Chifuyu shouted to Takemichi.
"Kuro stop it, you're causing a uproar, take this fight outside" Takemichi asked politely. "Tch, next time i see you I'll be pulling off that wig of yours" kuro scoffed "YOU—"
"ENOUGH" the waiter shouted, "I don't care if you're delinquents! You're making the other customers uncomfortable, get out NOW"
[on the sidewalk two feral dogs, 2 bbys, and a babysitter are walking after being kicked out of the cafe]
"(*'◒'*)" mikey said "what...how the fuck were you able to say that" baji said "say what?" Mikey responded, "nevermind."
A/N: I don't have any more ideas 🥲 so I'm just going to write whatever, oh yeah I forgot to mention since this is a au it's set in the modern times :))
[takemichi is at home]
*ding* "hm? Oh hina texted me" Takemichi muttered.
Hina♡
Hello Takemichi, me and the girls are shopping today. Want to come?
ME-
Sure
Hina♡-
This.. I don't mean to make you uncomfortable but, could you try on some clothes with us? Like feminine clothes?
Me-
Sure, why do you ask?
Hina♡-
Yuzuha said it'll be cute to see you in a skirt
Me-
Hina it's okay to ask me this, I don't mind (^v^)
Hina♡-
Really? If you feel uncomfy tell me okay?
Me-
Okay hina! I got to go, my mom is calling me for dinner
Hina♡-
Alright, bye
A/N: i want to see Takemichi in a skirt or a big dino/doggy hoodie, and they are still middle schoolers in this au
"Hey Takemichi over here!" Hina shouted "hey Takemichi!" Two beautys said "hey" Takemichi said. "C'mon lets hurry or the mall will close!" Senju said "what kind of mall closes at 4:00 pm?" Yuzuha asked. "Don't know and don't care, i heard that this mall sells amazing clothes!" Senju excitingly said "huh? Crox loop? Never heard of it before, mistuya should've mentioned it to me if it's popular" Takemichi said. "Thats because it was built like 2 months ago, it never got attention untill a famous model visted the mall, mitsuya probably doesn't know about this mall since he's busy" senju said.
A/N: Crox loop is a made up mall name i chose
[tbc]
Im to lazy to type, bye.
If there are mistakes in here, don't mind it, I'm to lazy to fix it anyways.
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{best wingman}
FanfictionIn short, Kuro being the best wingman for Mikey because he has taste. And Takemichi being oblivious throughout the story This was made because of a comment in my other story called "cuddles" and yah know what? I'm a sucker for compliments AU!! In t...
