I'm Dazai Osamu?

Chapter 4

I leaned towards Chuuya, looking at him in the eye. I could tell that this was a soft spot for Chuuya, staring him down. Staring him down was definetly going to break down his defense, most likely because; Staring can be interuppted so easily and when that was gonna happen, nobody could tell. Staring can also send a wave of confusion to the other human... because they would never know why you would look at them, was it something they did? Was there something on their face?

Human.

"You know, while you were passed out, I heard tooons of thing from you. You sleep talker."

"H-huh? what...?"

"Dazai, come back, Don't leave me."
I said that, using the most horrible imitation of Chuuya's voice

"I- I never said that-"

"Please, please I'm sorry."
Chuuya widened his eyes, guess he remembered huh?

"So.... what do you actually think about me huh, Chuu~ya?"
He stayed quiet, looking down on the bed

"Look at me when I'm talking Chuuya."
I said, grabbing his chin

"..."

"What do you truly think of me?"
Even Dazai was being quiet, he probably didn't expect all of this to happen

"..I...don't know."
"I don't even know if we're friends, partners, or anything."
He put his hand on his head

"You probably think I'm stupid huh?"
he looked at me smiling sadly.

I sighed, Dazai really left Chuuya with no goodbye and unaware of what their relationship was? I whispered in his ear, "I'm sorry Chuuya." his hands fell down on the bed, It was obvious that he was sad, and confused.

"Chuuya.."
Chuuya looked up back at me

"Are we still friends?"

"I don't know."

"Well, Can we be friends?"

"I also don't know."
he looked to the side

...
We sat down in silence for a few minutes before my —Dazai's— phone started ringing, I looked at who was calling and it was...

"Kunikida-kun!~"
"Hello~"
I greeted him in an annoying, normal Dazai voice.

"YOU'RE LATE!"

"Eeeeeh? But work starts at...10:00?"

"IT TAKES YOU 25 MINUTES TO GET READY AND 16 MINUTES TO GO TO THE AGENCY!"

"And~?"

"IT'S 9:38 YOU IDIOT!"
he shouted into the phone, I was pretty sure that I was half deaf but I noticed that Chuuya was being quiet so I did the most Dazai thing Dazai would do.

"Aw, Chuuya why so quiet?"
"I almost forgot you were here~"
He was currently shushing at me, signalling for me to shut up

"HAH?! CHUUYA IS THERE- AS IN CHUUYA NAKAHARA, THE PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE?!"
He (screamed) asked me

"Mhmm~ Wanna talk to him?"
I said in a teasing voice, looking at Chuuya who was looking at me with the most annoyed face

"You fucking idiot!-"
he whispered fairly loudly, throwing his fist at me

"uAh~"
I said putting my hands up, dodging his attack

"Ahaha~ so cute when you're mad."

"What is Nakahara doing there in your apartment— alone—"

"I'm- I'm not even gonna ask anymore."

"It's not what you think?!"
Chuuya tried to grab the phone from me

"GET TO WORK DAZAI."

"Mmk~"
I said and ended the call before he could lecture me

"So, I'm going to work now, Chuuya."
"Feel free to rob this place~"
I said putting on Dazai's coat

"There's nothing to rob, Mackerel."

"Maybe you can even clean it then?~"
I said looking at him a sly smirk

"Oh hell no."
"I'm leaving."
He said, with no hesitation looking away from me but he stopped to look at a...picture frame? Of him and Dazai when they were teens, hell yeah I'm gonna use this as evidence of you liking Chuuya, Dazai.