Why me?.. || Crossmare || Cross Sans x [female stripper] Nightmare Sans ||

Sick

[Cross' POV]

I went to Nightmare's house next to mine.
I knocked on the door.
someone opened the door that wasn't Nightmare.
"uh- who are you?-"
I didn't answer the question.
"Is Nightmare here?"
"yeah, why? are you a fanboy? cuz if you are then leave.."
"I'm not a fanboy, I'm Nightmare's boyfriend-"
I blushed a little when I said 'boyfriend'.
"your Nightmare's boyfriend, huh? welp, come in, i'll tell Nightmare you're here, but what's your name?"
"my name is Cross"
"nice to meet you Cross, I'm Dream"
Dream let me walk in.
I walked in.
Dream went to the door of Nightmare's room and knocked on it.
I can hear Nightmare's voice through the door.
"What?.."
"someone is here to see you, Nightmare!"
"what's their name?..."
"they say their name is Cross"
"let him in my room.."
"okie!"
Dream grabbed my arm and put me in Nightmare's room.
Nightmare was in her bed, laying down.
she didn't look good.
I sat next to her.
"Hey, my little octopus, are you okay?"
"I'm fine.."
"I know you're lying, I can tell when someone is lying"
"okay... fine I'm sick.."
"so that means you're not going to do your job?"
"I still am! sick or not! I'm still gonna do my job!"
she tried to get up and sit down.
I helped.
"thanks.."
"you're welcome, my octopus"
"but still! I'm gonna do my job!"
"sorry but I can't let you do that, you'll get other people sick"
"you're not my boss.."
"still"
she looked a little mad.
I sighed.
I'ma see if I can actually be useful for once.
"maybe I can help with your job"
"so you, a guy fücking other guys?"
"nope, fücking both, boys and girls"
(*cough* Cross is canonically bi *cough*)
"okay, BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME CUZ YOUR MINE!"
"okay, okay, I promise I won't let anyone take me away from my little octopus~"
"good, now let's find you a good stripper outfit"
she tried to get out of bed-
she was- uh- nåked-
WHY BE IN BED NÅKED?!-
whatever-
she got her clothes on.
I was blushing like crazy of what I just saw out of the bed-
"alright let's go"
"okay, but one thing."
"what is it?.."
"don't touch anything so people can also touch it and get sick, now promise?"
"promise.."
"good, now let's go"
we both left.

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{Time skip}

we both went back.
I was blushing.
"can't believe what I just saw what you were doing to people-"
"what? I just did it for fun."
"yeah, sure, fücking people in public is fun"
she rolled her eyes after I said that.
"now let's see if it looks good on you"
she smiled.
I sighed.
I tried it on.
Nightmare was blushing and doing a lip bite-
"I didn't know you had a 6 pack too~"
"shut up- and plus this is a little tight-"
"eh, you'll get use to it, anyways I already told my boss that you were gonna take over until I'm not sick anymore"
"oh- okay-"
"anyways, you should get going now"
"right-"
"But hold on"
she kissed me.
I blushed a little.
"Okay, you can go now~"
she smiled.
I patted her on the head and left.

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[Nightmare's POV]

Cross left.
I felt alone-
Oh well-
besides.
I can wait.
until its the middle of the night for him to come back..
and it was starting to be night..
oh whatever..
Its fine.
I can just drink and get drunk to not worry about it.
good thing I have some drinks in a place Dream doesn't know.
I got some.
I drank until I was fully drunk.
I locked the door just in case if I go out drunk and stuff.

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{Time skip again}

I was drunk.
I heard a knock on my door.
I could hear someone through the door..
"Hello? Nightmare are in there?"
" *hicc* yeah.. now fück off.."
"Nightmare, its me, Cross. just let me in."
" make *hicc* me.."
I heard a sigh.
"alright. I was just gonna say I cheated on you with another girl. guess I'll leave"
I got angry.
I shattered the bottle into sharp pieces.
I open the door and pointed the bottle at Cross.
He was scared.
" *hicc* you did what?.."
"Hey, hey- calm down- it was a joke so you can open the door to let me in!-"
"well, *hicc* i don't think that joke *hicc* was funny.."
"you know I'll never cheat on you~"
He kissed me.
"anyways, are you feeling better my little octopus?"
"a little *hicc* I guess.."
He got the shattered bottle out of my hand and threw it away.
then kissed me again.
"now, *hicc* how much money *hicc* did you get?."
"well~ let's just say.. a lot~"
we both smiled.
i grabbed him and put him inside my room then closed the door.
"can you *hicc* sleep with me now?.."
"sure, anything for you~"
I took off my clothes and got into my bed.
Cross joined.
"ew.. you *hicc* sleep with clothes on?..weirdo.."
"well, you're the one without clothes on in bed"
"well, because *hicc* it feels comfortable and nice.."
He smiled and giggle a little after I said that.
we both cuddled cuz we like cuddles.
and fell asleep.