BAU BITCHES
12:00 am
Chocolate Thunder: IT IS OFFICIALLY PRETTY BOY'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bau Milf: Happy Birthday Spence!
BitchBoy: Thank you :]
SugarTits: I don't care, go back to sleep.
7:08 am
Chocolate Thunder: Why are there sprinkles everywhere?
BitchBoy: What is going on?
SugarTits: You guys, it's 7 am I can barely even think right now. What is happening?
Bau Dilf: I have no idea, and I'm almost 100% sure it has something to do with Y/N.
Bau Milf: Where even is she?
Bbygurl: Ladybug, did you do something bad?
Angelface: Dear Bitch Boy, it is your birthday. You are a sad old man now.
BitchBoy: Oh. My. God.
Angelface: When we first met you were talking about how amazing rainbow sprinkles are. I laughed at you and you called me fucking stupid even though I agreed with you. That is how we became enemies. I have now made it my journey to make your birthday extremely embarrassing while using rainbow sprinkles.
Chocolate Thunder: PFFTT- Y/N ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!
Angelface: This year is... REIDS RAINBOW SPRINKLE FIESTA!!!
BitchBoy: Someone please end my suffering.
Italian Stallion: Why was I handed a sombrero and a pack of sprinkles?
Italian Stallion: Nevermind, I just read the previous texts.
Bbygurl: This is so fun :D
Bau Milf: IS THAT A MARIACHI BAND? HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR ALL OF THIS?
SugarTits: I AM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY
BitchBoy: I hate everything.
Angelface: Happy Birthday
Bau Dilf: I'm not even mad, this is actually pretty cool
SugarTits: A MARIACHI JUST HANDED REID A BAD Of JALAPENO SHAPED SPRINKLES I'M LITERALLY HAVING A FUCKING ASTHMA ATTACKPAOISPOAKSJDPM
Bau Milf: Henry just asked if Y/N can plan his birthday.
Chocolate Thunder: Can you plan mine? I have never seen so much detail go into embarrassing someone on their birthday
Angelface: Reid, I got you something as a present
BitchBoy: I'm scared.
BitchBoy: Oh, thank you. This is actually pretty nice.
Angelface: No problem
Bbygurl: What is it?
Bitchboy: A jalapeno-shaped chocolate sprinkle donut.
Italian Stallion: I will never understand their relationship. Do they hate each other or not?
Bau Dilf: No one knows.
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