Malewife

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BAU BITCHES

SugarTits:  Hi Whores<3

BauDilf: How am I a whore?

BauMilf: Whore for you bae

Angelface: Whore for all of you

Chocolate Thunder: Ur mom's a whore

SugarTits: AND Derek ruined it.

Italian Stallion: Do you guys think I'm old?

Angelface: Yes. Now go be a malewife and make me pasta.

SugarTits: Y/N has a thing for malewifes

Chocolate Thunder: FOUL OMFG STOP IT WDOSJSJB HFK

Angelface: 🧍

BitchBoy: huh?

Bbygurl: You guys are mean, leave them alone :(

BitchBoy: I'm confused.

Angelface: They're making fun of you, hun.

BitchBoy: oh.

Chocolate Thunder: HUN?? Y'ALL SEE THIS SHIT?? 

SugarTits: Caught in 4k for the second time?📸🤨

Bbygurl: You guys are so mean. Now he's sad >:(

Angelface: y'know what. Only I get to make him sad. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT?

Angelface: GET YOUR MS. CROOKED BANGS AND MR. CLEAN LOOKING ASSES OVER HERE

Bau Dilf: Y/N.

Italian Stallion: Leave her alone, Hotch. She'll cool down in a minute

Angelface: Hotties af

Bau Milf: Rossi's the token straight

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Bau Milf: Rossi's the token straight.

Chocolate Thunder: I'm also straight tho.

Angelface: PFFFFT. YEAH OKAY DEREK. 

A/N : HEY GUYS! short lil update for you while I work on *the main event*. I have a fun chapter coming soon. n e ways I can't believe how many views this has gotten! I literally don't know what to say besides THANK YOU. Also, I love the comment, they literally make my day and they're all so funny. Any ideas or requests for future chapters?

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