Peppa Pig had enough... Her brother is always crying like a little pissbaby and her parents are ignoring her. She decided to run away from the cartoon world. Now she is packed and ready to begin her new, happy life.
-... and then I stole a car and got here and I helped you. - Wow Peppa. I like your courage. - Pitbul said. He appeared to be a nice guy to Peppa. They talked for 15 minutes and she decided to tell him a story of her life. From going out of her whore mother to saving Pitbul from deadly ham.
- there is only one thing I can say about your situation... Been there done that. - what do you mean? - I was a pig when I was younger and I ate my brother unlike you. You have to eat him. - I won't eat him. Okay I need to go bye - don't forget to kill your husband. Bye.
Peppa went to her gate. She got on board first because she's the most important person on this flight. Everyone knows that.
They waited on board for 50 minutes because some old man ate a whole watermelon and had to die in front of all the staff.
Peppa hates old people... and children.
Plane took off with a whoosh. (I love this word it's so funny whoosh) Peppa slept through a half of it but she woke up from the screams surrounding her.
The plane was falling. People were screaming. Kids were crying. Especially the one next to her. She couldn't focus so she opened the back door and threw the child away. Everyone looked at her weirdly. She decided to ignore that and go look for a parachute. When she found one she decided to jump out. It seemed like they were in the middle of the ocean but it didn't matter because she already called Ed Sheeran for a boat.
Her hair was nowhere to be found as always when she was falling down. Her eyes stayed opened.
She landed successfully.
A/N Hi hello kids it's me :DD it's been a while since I updated because first I have forgotten second I haven't had any ideas. Now it's 1 am and the best time to write a chapter. The chapter is still unedited I will edit it maybe tomorrow. Bye kids stay safe don't let Pitbul choke
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