Directioners

They Were Watching

Louis’ P.O.V

Okay, so the girls disappeared into thin air and found out that Niall and I like them. This is how the day was supposed to go, NOT! We’ve given the rest of the band, our managers, bodyguards, and even Kevin the Pigeon, their phone numbers, but they don’t answer. Who doesn’t answer to KEVIN THE PIGEON?

I got so tired, I just spread my whole body across the couch. The remote was too far for me to reach, so I called Harry in so he could grab it for me. As he did so, he sat on my stomach, which didn’t feel good, and laid on top of me.

He started flipping through channels as I tried to steal the remote. The other boys soon joined us in the living room of the suite. The 82” flatscreen was changing channels faster than you can say, “OMG, IT’S ONE DIRECTION!” Finally, I grabbed it and started my hobby, surfing. Channels, that is, LOL.

Harry dove for it and landed smack on my ribs. As I let out a yelp of pain, the buttons fell between the cushions. “Way to go, boys,” the others chorused.

Oh well, they should have helped. They all know how Harry and I can get when it comes to entertainment. 

“The television is stuck on channel 5, and at seven at night, The Big Bang Theory is on. Now, I know we don’t prefer it, but it’s what we got,” Liam explained. No duh, we can see that. Looks like Daddy Direction has been let out of the bag. “Thanks to SOMEBODY, we can’t change the channel.”

Niall and Zayn let out a huge groan, so Niall left to hang out in the kitchen and Zayn went to bed. Liam went over in a corner and started reading a book. I swear, that kid reads a dictionary for fun. Harry got off me and went to his laptop to chat with a girl that he met yesterday.

That just left me, so I was about to turn the TV off manually, when I thought I saw Phoenix and Arizona on it. I sat back down on the couch and watched Ari knock nine times, the way Sheldon does. I called the other boys and told them to get in here. No one moved, so I told them Phoe and Ari were on TV. That got Niall’s attention, and he arrived when Leonard opened the door.

One by one, the others came in and joined us. I can take a gander, and say these girls have watched the show before.

“HEY, LEONARD!” Ari screamed as she ran inside and sat at Sheldon’s desk.

Slowly, Penny and Phoe followed, hiding their faces from embarrassment.

“Get out of my seat, please,” Sheldon beckoned from his spot.

“Oh, before we get into that,” Penny interrupted, “this is Denver, or Denny.” She pointed to Phoenix, who I guess changed her name. Now, we can find them! Then Penny pointed to Ari and said, “And that’s Colorado, Coty for short.”

Coty gave a little wave and spun around in the chair. “Weeeeeee . . .” she cheered.

We all laughed and agreed that this is a show where she could be herself. Meanwhile, Denver was still being hesitant on showing her real personality. Wait for it, I mentally warned the scientists and engineer.

“Okay then,” Sheldon said, clapping his hands together, “Coty, please get out of my seat.”

“Make me,” she challenged.

Howard, Raj, Penny, Leonard, and Denver “oohed.” I said, “That’s my little girl!” The boys laughed at both the show and me.

“Alright then,” Sheldon continued, “you leave me no choice.”

He got up, walked over to Coty and said, “Leonard, get her out of my seat.”

Leonard shook his head no and said, “No, Sheldon. I want to sit back and watch for once.”

Sheldon’s hand rested on the back of the swivel chair, preventing it from spinning. “I didn’t know preying mantis’ were such jerks.” Colorado mumbled through clenched teeth.

“Excuse me?” he asked rather annoyed.

“Oh no,” Liam said, hanging his head. “I’m not watching this.”

“Why?” the others asked.

“You realize that Ari- I mean Coty, watches wrestling, right?” he answered, his eyebrows raising.

Everyone “oohed” and focused on the screen once more. Colorado was standing on the chair, to look taller than Sheldon.

“You’re going down, Shelly,” she hollered before pouncing on him.

He let out a childish yelp and fell to the floor. Coty threw a few punches before running out the door and up the rounded stairs.

Penny and Den were busy helping Sheldon and cleaning his few bloody wound, with small smirks on their faces. The other three men sat there, laughing their heads off. The boys and I had fallen out of our seats and were rolling on the floor with laughter.

Denver decided to show her true colors and switched the hydrogen peroxide with vinegar. Before she applied it to one of Shelly’s wounds, she whispered, “Don’t sue me.”

He shrieked in pain as the others, the boys and I laughed even harder. Niall and Howard both choked on Cheetos. Denny jumped into the elevator shaft and grabbed the cable. She stealthily made her way to the roof, where Coty was. The credits rolled, causing all of us to let out one big groan.

“Well, I guess we’re going to California,” I said before going to bed.