The Search For MINECRAFT CYAN

National Among Us Day

The man opened his eyes. It was christmas eve. Wait, no. I think it was like, national Among Us day or something. I don't really know, alright? Cut me some slack.

The man opened his eyes. It was national Among Us day, and he and the boys were going to have a delicious roast-sussy-baka. It was going to be great.

All the boys gathered around the great Susmas Tree. Tonight, Red Crewmate was going to read off his list of tasks, and give all the crewmates their tasks to do. It was going to be a fantastically wonderful day!

But then, everything went wrong. Pink Crewmate found Purple Crewmate dead in the bathroom, his throat slit so wide open it was less of a gash and more of hole. A bloody red hole.

Pink Crewmate turned to run, but the only thing she ran into was the door. And a knife. She ran into a knife, too, and now she's dead.

Meanwhile, everyone (and by that I mean Blue Crewmate, Green Crewmate, and MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate) was waiting by the Susmas Tree for Pink and Purple. After an uncomfortable amount of time had passed (it was so bad that they started playing Jackbox Party Pack Sus), Green Crewmate had decided she was going to find Pink Crewmate and Purple Crewmate.

She walked into the kitchen. There was no one around, except for a bloody knife. A bloody knife isn't really a person though, so no one was around. Slightly worried (but only slightly), she called in Blue Crewmate. When Blue Crewmate came in the kitchen (ew), he didn't care about the knife as much as he cared about the sweet, delicious, roast-sussy-baka sitting on the countertop for them to feast on. After much talking, chittering, and chattering, Green Crewmate and Blue Crewmate decided to take small bites from the roast-sussy-baka. However, they quickly DIED. It wasn't poisoned or anything they just didn't chew and choked to death. Kinda sucks to be honest.

Anyways, After like 3 more hours of waiting, MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate needed to go the bathroom. He walked through the kitchen, ignoring the dead corpses (you gotta pee before you can care. This is common knowledge). He reached the bathroom door, and found the SPOOKY dead bodies of Pink Crewmate and Purple Crewmate. Before he did anything, he peed and shat, but after that he did something. He took out his trusty phone then dropped it in the toliet. Shit (get it because it's a toliet?). He then cried, not because his friends were dead but instead because he dropped his phone in the toliet.

Then, he heard the bathroom door creak open.

"Yo! Dude!" MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate shouted. "Do you even knock bro?"

The man who entered shook his head. "No. I'm here to kill you, MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate."

"That's not good."

"I know."

MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate looked at the impostor (where else was he gonna look, his balls? The dead bodies? Seriously?). The impostor was red, and--

"RED CREWMATE?"

Red Crewmate nodded. "That's right. None of you had tasks. You were all impostors, and so I need to kill you."

"I know."

"Oh."

"Can I wash my hands first."

"Yeah, sure."

MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate washed his hands with soap and water, then walked up to Red Crewmate.

"Do what you gotta do man."

"Alright."

However, Red Crewmate just stood there, motionless. He did nothing.

"What are you doing?" Asked MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate.

"Sorry my connect-io-n is- ba-d."

"Okay."

After waiting for another 5 hours, MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate left, as Red Crewmate was still teleporting around the map like the mad lad he is. MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate walked deep into town. Police cars drove by to pick up the dead bodies still in the house. Surprisingly quickly, MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate became the #1 suspect in the murder of 4 crewmates. But where had he gone? For miles, helicopters could not find him.

This, my friends, is The Search For MINECRAFT CYAN.