The Search For MINECRAFT CYAN

Three-Hundred-Seventy-One

MINECRAFT CYAN was deep in the woods, hiding from police, helicopters, and doves. He is very, very afraid of doves.

While MINECRAFT CYAN was marching through the leaves which were on the forest floor in the forest, he found something. It was something so unbelievably scrumptious, so glorious that the Russian national anthem plays whenever it is seen, so profound that it probably won the Sus-bel Peace Prize, something so tasty that literally no one has ever considered eating it before. Which is exactly why MINECRAFT CYAN did not eat the squirrel poop.

"That shit is gross bro. I'm not eating that, bro," he said to literally no one.

MINECRAFT CYAN continued through the woods. The trek was long and very long. He didn't really know where he was going either, so it was also boring because there was nothing to look forward to.

But then, hamsters in balls.

MINECRAFT CYAN stopped in the middle of Random_Clearing#371, looking at what was in front of him - Random_Clearing#371. But also, hamsters in balls. Hundreds of them, infact. If we want to be precise, 371 of them.

"We are hamsters in balls," a hamster in a ball said. "That's what we are. Hamsters in balls."

MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate nodded. "All for it bro."

"Okay now you're taking things too far!" Another hamster in a ball said. "You're going to have to see The King in The Ball."

All the other hamsters in balls shook their heads in approval.

"Wait so I am seeing The King and his balls or what bros?" MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate asked, confused by mixed messages he was being fed.

The hamsters in balls all shook their heads, indicating that they were, indeed, going to see The King in The Ball.

"So we aren't going to go see The King and his balls?"

The hamsters nodded, indicating that "No, we are going to see The King in The Ball."

"Okay dudes, I guess I'll see you around or something, I dunno," MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate said, walking away with his 2 legs that he has.

The hamsters in balls all looked at eachother, a rage so angry that it broiled their blood like chicken broth on a crisp fall morning.

"He's trying to run! Seize him!!!!" Another hamster in another ball said, his voice so mad with rage so angry that his voice sounded really mad.

MINECRAFT CYAN Crewmate turned around, very confused. "Wait but I thought you dudes said we weren't going to see The King and his balls--"

Before he could even finish his sentence, he was cut off by literally exactly 371 hamsters in balls that swarmed like rats. He was sent toppling to the ground, hurt by the fact that he was now on the ground. Before he knew it, many of the hamsters in balls we're squirming beneath him, lifting him into the air and carrying him through Random_Clearing#371 and into a cavern. They carried him deep into the juicy thicc crevasse, deeper, deeper, deeper! Wait, shit that sounds like something someone would say during the shmex... uhhhhh...

But yeah, they carry him into this SPOOKY cave and put him down in front of a massive hamster king in a massive hamster ball.

"Yo dude!" MINECRAFT CYAN said, calling up to The King. "I don't really wanna see your balls bro, if I'm being completely honest with ya."

"SHUT UP FILTHY RAT FOOD. WE ARE RACIST TOWARDS ANYONE WHO ISN'T A HAMSTER IN A BALL, AND WHEN YOU SAID 'ALL FOR IT, BRO,' YOU REALLY JUST SHOWED US THAT BEING RACIST IS REALLY FOR OUR OWN SAFETY," The King boomed. "THIS IS NOW A RACISM META-COMMENTARY, AND IT ALWAYS WAS."