ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ ⎊

Banned

A/N- Okay, sorry for the long wait on this one shot... I had two one shots planned, however due to my writers block and school I was unable to write them. This is a request, thank you for your request because I had zero inspiration since my other two one shots had a theme.

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Peter POV

"Uncle Clint, I need you to do something for me" I say while opening the vent and climbing in.

"Woah, first of all how did you know I was in this particular area of the vents and second what do you need Spidey?" I can see him holding a scream from when I climbed into the vents and I let out a chuckle.

"It's amazing how you keep forgetting about my enhanced hearing. Now, back to the important stuff. I need you to get me a snack and a coke from the kitchen."

"Hell nah nephew dearest, go get it yourself." He turns around and disappears off into the distance.

'damn he's fast' I think.

Welp, guess I have to go get the stuff myself, time to sneak into the kitchen without aunt Nat noticing.

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I look around the corner and see that the kitchen holds no people at this particular moment.

"Okay Peter, in and back out. Make sure no one sees you." I inhale sharply and race into the kitchen, grab my snack and my coke and I race back out. However, on the way back out I saw the perfect opportunity for a prank on whoever walks into the kitchen for a snack next. Whipped cream. Whoever left the whipped cream there, I love them. I make a makeshift catapult, put some whipped cream on it and tape it to the inside of the fridge.

I giggle and run out of the kitchen and up to my room. I tell FRIDAY to turn on some Star Wars and I open the bag of Dorito's which I got on my trip to the kitchen and back.

Halfway into the movie I hear someone yell, and by the sound of it it is most definitely either one of my aunts or my mum.

I stifle a laugh, hide my Dorito's, throw away my coke can and spray some deodorant so it no longer smells like Dorito's in here.

Five minutes pass and I hear someone running up to my room.

"PETER I WILL KILL YOU"

I try so hard not to laugh and as soon as the door opens to reveal the angry face of my mother covered in whipped cream, I burst out laughing.

"I'M SORRY MUM, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF" I say while laughing hysterically.

"THIS. IS. NOT. FUNNY. PETER. YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE KITCHEN FOR ANOTHER MONTH" she yells and I stop laughing. I pout.

"But muuuuuuuuuuuum, no one will get me snacks" I pout some more.

"That is not my problem Peter, one more prank like this and I will disconnect FRIDAY from your room for a week, so you'll have to watch the things we want to watch instead of watching Star Wars non stop."

"Okay, message received loud and clear." I sigh and follow her down for dinner.

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After dinner I follow dad into the lab.

"Dad, I need you to do something for me."

"What is it bud?" he asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Okay, so you know how I am banned from the kitchen for another month right?," dad nods and I continue, "okay so, I want to pull another prank on someone but I'm going to have to have you do it."

"Why?" dad lets out an exasperated sigh.

"Because mum is forcing me to watch movies with the others if I pull another prank."

"So don't pull another prank"

"Dad, come on now. You know that is not an option." I smirk.

"Ugh, alright. What's the prank." Dad finally complies.

"I am so glad you asked. So, I have some food dye, we are going to fill up a bottle with water and put food dye in it so it will look like juice. You are going to offer someone some of the juice and give them the coloured water. They will be expecting juice and their reaction will be amazing."

"Okay, that is a good one. However, I will only do it if you sit there watching tv with them."

"Why are you so cruel?"

"Deal or no deal buddy?"

"Fine, deal."

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"How nice of you to sit down here for a change Peter." Uncle Steve says with a smile on his face.

"Same goes for you Tony." Mum says.

"Yeah, it's really nice but can we watch something else?" I ask with a pout on my face.

"No Peter. We cannot." Uncle Clint says, a scowl on his face.

"Does anyone want some juice?" Dad asks

"What kind of juice?" uncle Sam asks.

"Orange juice"

After he said that, a series of I'd like some's were heard by seven people.

Dad came back with the glasses filled with 'orange juice' and handed them to everyone. They all took a sip and spit it back out.

"I don't know what that is but it is not Orange Juice."

Everyone starts talking over each other and dad and I just let out a loud laugh. They all pause and look at me.

"Why are you looking at me, dad brought out the orange juice!"

Dad thankfully took the blame and got an angry mum yelling at him. Dad is now banned from the kitchen as well, oops.

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It is now 3 am and I am still awake, I get out of bed and walk to the lab.

"Hey bud, you okay?" dad asks with a concerned look on his face.

"Yeah I'm okay, thanks for taking the blame dad" I hug him and bury my face in the crook of his neck.

"Of course buddy, it's what I'm here for." He hugs me back

Long story short, I have the best dad.

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A/N- Alright, so I hope you like it. This took a lot because I had zero idea's on what to add to the one shot. Anyways hope y'all are doing okay, and talk later!

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