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HEEEEYYY GUUUYYSSE!!! What's rolling IN THE DEEEEEPPP?!?!? So how's 2013??? Have you made your new years resolution....let me guess!!!
Eat healthy
More exercise
Find true love???
IF YOU BELIEVE IT IT SHALL COME TRUE!!!!
Anyways ENJOY!!!
BIG KISSES!!!
-Lissso <3
EMILYS POV
"MOVE. YOUR. BIG. FAT. ARSE!!!" I shout at Harry pushing him off me. He rolls off and lands with a bang on the floor.
".....my face...." he groans. I just laugh at him and poke his butt with my foot. Harry and I are in our pjs and are currently laying on the big beige fluffy sofa, covered by soft blankets. Harry crawls back on the sofa followed by a packet of crisps and a box of chocolates. I grab the chocolates and he keeps the crisps.
"HARRY I LOVE YOU!!" I exclaim giving him a big kiss on the cheek. He looks up at me and smiles.
"Does that mean I can sit on you?"
"What? Why!?"
"Cos you're comfyyyy!"
"...are you saying I'm fat!!"
"What?!! Psshhhaaww no! You're ...fluffy?" I glare at him and he laughs. "I like you fluffy!" Harry exclaims. He jumps in my lap and squeezes the life out of me.
"Harryyy...no oxygen....in my lungs!" I breathe out. He lets go and starts up the movie. We both chose a movie from the provided selection. Of course I chose a romantic tragedy, Harry chose Avatar which I'm fine with. We start with mine. Forty minutes and half a tissue box later Harry and I are both in tears as we watch the two lovers fight and break up.
"Why would he do that!!" Harry exclaims.
"I-I don't even know!" I sob. We both start sniffing and Harry blows his nose like a trumpet. We hug each other and keep bawling our eyes out. Five minutes later Harry gets up and runs towards the toilet yelling, "I NEED TO PEEEEE!!!"
"You want me to pause it!" I shout at him.
"Noooo!" I hear him yell just before the door slams closed. When you gotta go you gotta go what can I say?! I turn back to the movie and wipe away my tears as I see the meany of the movie come up to the girl and tell her he loves her.
"LIAR!!" I yell at the tv throwing the chocolate box at it..a very empty chocolate box. OH LORD! I need to stop eating. Okay Emmy you are now officially on a diet. Harry comes back sighing in happiness.
"You're so weird...why didn't you just go?" I ask him. Harry flops down on the couch and lays his face on my tummy.
"I didn't want to leave you alone." Harry speaks into my tummys 'fluffiness'
"Hehehe it tickles when you speak!!" Harry chuckles and starts singing into my tummy.
"Bah!!! Staaahhp!!" I fold over laughing and Harry falls off the couch...again.
"Ouuf!!" I hear him breathe out. "Hey I found another box of chocolates!" Harry suddenly exclaims. He puts it under my nose waiting for me to dig in. He knows my weakenessssss.
I'm on a diet.
I'm on a diet.
I'm on a diet.
"Emily..?" Harry asks looking at me like I have two heads. My hands are reaching out towards the box so I grab one of my sleeves in between my teeth and stick the other between my knees.
Diet.
Dieeeet.
DIET!
Harry starts to pull the box away.
"GIMME THE DAMN BOX!!" I say suddenly and jump on Harry grabbing the chocolates in the process. I start stuffing them in my mouth and chew happily.
".....Uhhh it's not that I don't enjoy the position we're in but....well you know..." Harry speaks up suddenly.
"...huh?" I ask my mouth full of chocolate, "oh! Right..." I smile down at Harry sheepishly as I'm just casually straddling him. I get off him and sit back down on the couch Harry joining me.
"Let's watch the blue people jump around half naked and kill scary looking animals!!" Harry shouts out smiling like a banana.
"Noooo first....CRAZY DANCING TIME!!!" I shout. I stand up and turn 'Up All Night' full blast.
"I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DANCE AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN!!" Harry and I scream at the top of our lungs. We jump around On the sofa. Harry and I twirl around until we get so dizzy that we both fall down on top of each other.
"Hey Harry?" I ask him.
"Hmmmm?" he answers playing with strands of my hair.
"You realize that in both 'Up all night' and 'Live while we're young' you sing 't'il we see the sun' ?" Harry looks up at me and laughs.
"Only you would ask such a question." Harry says smiling widely. I yawn loudly and curl up into a ball.
"Night night curly banana..." I whisper before closing my eyes.
"Night night Emily" I feel myself lightly being lifted off the couch and dropped on the king sized bed. Harry puts the covers over me and slips in next to me.
"You smell like vanilla Emmy booboo...I like vanilla."
"I like chocolate....we need to buy you a chocolate perfume." I state yawning loudly.
"Womaaan are you saying that there's something wrong with the way I smell!?" Harry questions.
"You smell like Abercrombie models...and you sure as hell don't look like one!!" I say laughing out.
"Ha ha ha you're HILAIRIOUS!"
"Night poop!" I say finally closing my eyes.
"Night vanilla smelling weird psychotic elephant!" Harry says chuckling.
I hear Harry shuffling 'EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING!!'
Okay...Sorrry I just had too. Suddenly the covers are whipped off and I see Harry stomping off to the bathroom.
"What??? I don't smell that baaaad!" I exclaim.
"I need to pee..." Harry says grumpily.
"You just went!!"
"That was five minutes ago!!"
"You have peeing issues..."
"There is nothing wrong with my pee thank you very much!!"
"You're very welcome!!"
"I know!! Wait....what??" Harry asks clearly confused.
"Just go pee!!" I shout throwing a pillow at him.
"OKAY!!" he shouts back closing the door to the bathroom. I close my eyes and yawn once again. I barely hear the door open when I'm already falling into a deep sleep
