EMILY'S POV.
"Oh god no...IMMA OUTTA HERE!!" Harry exclaims before walking off too the car.
"NO YOURE NOT!!" I run up to him and jump on his back. Due to his lack of balance we end up tumbling to floor face first.
"I haff dirth im ma mouffff!!" I say. Harry flips around and looks up at me as I am currently spitting dirt and grass out of my mouth. I see the wrath of the dirt hasn't spared him either as he has a bunch of dirt and and grass in his hair.
"BAHAHAHAH!!! In your face....literally. You see even the gods above agree with me...your evil plan to get my beanie back is CRAYCRAY!!! " Harry shouts out rolling on the grass laughing. In the process of doing so a bunch of mud and other extremely pleasant things get stuck all over him.
"I think I found the forest yeti." I say, my turn to laugh!!
"....what...." Harry runs to the car and looks at himself in the mirror.
"HOLY NATURE I LOOK LIKE A TREE!!!" he shouts out looking horrified. Hahahah a tree! To funny to funn- OMG!!! Imagine a lightbulb over my head *wink wink*
"HARRY YOU GENIUS!!! I COULD KISS YOU!!! But I won't cos you look like something out of scooby-doo!!" Harry looks at me with a 'you don't say' expression... Well yes I do say!!
"what nooooowww?" he asks.
"Okay are you ready for my second master plan of the day?" I ask.
"Sadly...yes." he answers.
"Here it goes. You're gonna take some branches and dress up as tree, then you're gonna get closer to the cow as possible while I distract it and then you grab the beanie and run for your life!!!" Harry looks at me with big eyes.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE DAMN TREE!!!! you be a tree!"
"Buuuut haaarrryyy you're already halfway there! I don't look anything like a tree!" He thinks about it for a while and then smiles evilly.
"Not unless I do something about it.." he starts walking towards me. OH HE'LL TO THE NO!!!
"Harry don't you even think about- EEEPPP!!!" Harry grabs my waist and drops to the floor then proceeds to rolling around in the mud like there's no tomorrow. When he's finally done he pulls me up with him and smiles at me.
"There..all done and treeafied!" he says with a goofy smile.
"Grrrr you little piece of over cooked chicken...grumble grumble...." I mutter walking away.
"I did it for the good of man kind!!" Harry shouts out to me.
"YOU DID IT FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR OWN BUTT!!" I shout back and I just hear him laughing.
"Stop laughing and distract the damn cow!!" I say breaking a few branches off a tree.
"YES MAAM!"
Personally I think my plan is awesome... I look back at Harry who is attempting to get the cows attention.
"Emilaaaay!! It's not working!" he says huffing out in exasperation...
"Try the chicken dance??" I say. Harry then proceeds to flapping his arms up and down and poking his head out. When that doesn't work he looks at me for help but I'm to busy laughing my head off.
".....oh....I see...you just wanted me to make a fool out of myself.." Harry says with an angry face.
"What??? Pssshhh nonsense!!!" I exclaim trying to hide my smile. "How about Gangnam Style?" I say. Harry's face brightens, and he starts jumping up and down like the weird Korean dude.
