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"who's more likely to:"

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"who's more likely to fall for a 'your mom' joke?"

charlie
- you, though he doesn't tell them unless it's too hard to resist
- he does train with averman sometimes, so he's constantly prepared
- "what are you doing over there?"
- "uh. your mom."
- "sigh."

adam
- him, of course
- poor child came from a non-joking family that probably doesn't even know what 'your mom' jokes are
- never sees it coming and probably doesn't understand them often
- "what's up?"
- "your mom."
- ".. what?"

fulton
- you, probably
- he makes one occasionally, it's not really his humor
- he probably quotes the "yeah 5 inches deep in your mom" vine
- along with tons of other vines

connie
- you
- she's spent too much time around averman to ever fall for a 'your mom' joke again
- "your mo-"
- "no. not today."

julie
- her
- i don't see her understanding them either
- "your mom"
- "what does my mom have to do with this?"
- very confused, nobody ever uses them on her because she literally doesn't understand that it's supposed to be offensively funny

portman
- him
- he doesn't see it coming, either
- averman got him one time while he was mad and let's just say he was quiet for a few days
- "what the hell are you doing?"
- "your mom." *instant regret*
- averman had never ran faster than that fateful day.

averman
- you, of course
- he's just too hard to get so you let it happen sometimes
- "my mom, yeah, i know."
- he still cackles at his own jokes and thinks it's hilarious

jesse
- neither, i don't see him laughing at or falling for one
- he probably rolls his eyes and doesn't find them funny
- "dude, shut up."

ken
- him
- he's too soft to understand
- "my mom?"
- "yeah- it's a joke."
- "... my mom isn't even here?"
- you give up trying to explain it

luis
- you
- he makes dumb jokes all the time, your mom jokes are just natural
- probably makes your mom jokes that don't even make sense
- "did you do the math homework?"
- "your mom."

"who's the most affectionate?"

charlie
- you
- s/o would be more touchy-feely and soft because he's usually focused on keeping his grades decent and of course, hockey
- when you two do spend time together (usually weekends and some school nights) he tries to get in as much as he can
- mostly complimenting you and talking to you a lot about things you're passionate about
- he seems like a confident person when it comes to relationships

adam
- him
- his love language is probably trust, like talking to you about his feelings
- he doesn't talk about them a lot, and it means something to him
- the first thing he does when you two get together officially is ask a million questions about your personal life
- he seems clingy in a good way, probably has some separation anxiety

fulton
- you
- but not in the "i'm too masculine to show affection" way
- he's just shy tbh
- doesn't like to be all couply and stuff in public (at school mostly) so he kinda comes off as just unaffectionate
- but he's all soft and fine with it when it's just you two