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↳ would they use a pencil or toothbrush as a weapon

would they use a pencil or a toothbrush as a weapon?
a/n: you're welcome

this is as if they're fighting off raccoons at 2am outside

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charlie
- pencil
- he panics and grabs the pencil at random
- shanks off the danger
- *stab*

adam
- he freaks out, waits until the last second
- and then takes the pencil
- doesn't really know what to do with it
- "YOU DO IT?"

fulton
- toothbrush
- he panics and grabs it without thinking
- tries to stab the animals
- "What are you gonna do? Brush his teeth snd send him off to bed?"
- you laugh at him and he just sighs
- "what the fuck?" *confused as to why he grabbed the toothbrush*

portman
- bare hands
- c'mon, mans doesn't need a mf pencil
- "THESE are the options? Get outta my way."
- nyoom

julie
- actually thinks about it
- turns the pencil into a proper shank and protects s/o
- the only logical one

connie
- pencil
- the boys call her into a dorm and point at the raccoon
- she sighs, grabs the pencil for backup, and then drags the raccoon away
- like a normal human

guy
- both
- idk man, he grabs both and lunges at the animal
- probably couldn't formulate an option fast enough

ken
- thinks it's cute
- doesn't wanna shank it
- lets it stay for dinner

averman
- grabs the toothbrush on purpose
- yeah s/o is going to die
- s/o has accepted this

luis
- neither
- plays with the raccoon
- "this is mr crabs."
- "okay."

jesse
- neither
- trash talks the raccoon
- makes it feel bad so it runs away
- mission accomplished