Kugalon Oneshot Book

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Popo: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Kuga. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Kuga!
Lonky: Nope.
Popo: In that case, as the archbishop of Lonky's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my brother, and kiss Kuga right on the lips!!!
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Kuga: Where are you going?
Lonky: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Kuga: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Everyone else, knowing full well that Kuga got Lonky an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Lonky, at Kuga: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Popo, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Liu: And now for a gay update with Lonky and Kuga.
Lonky: Getting gayer.
Liu: Thank you, Lonky.
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Popo: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Lonky: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Kuga walks in*
Lonky: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Lonky, sweating: Kuga, there's something I need to ask you-
Kuga: Finally! You're proposing!
Lonky: How'd you know?
Kuga: Lonky, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Kuga: I even picked it up once.
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Lonky: Kuga has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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Kuga: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Lonky: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Kuga: But you're always acting stupid?
Lonky: ...
Lonky: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Kuga: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Miyo: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Popo: Tackle him!
Gai: Kick him in the shin!
Lonky: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!

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Extra gaiyo (?)
Gai: I think we should kiss.
Miyo: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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