Kugalon Oneshot Book

Headcanon Dump

Just short headcanons that I'm too lazy to turn into a oneshot or will write into a oneshot in the future idk... Take these bite-sized hcs as I try to figure out how to write properly. 

- Lonky's love language is gift giving, while Kuga's is physical touch.

- Kuga is good at cooking and most household chores. Lonky is... a lost cause when it comes to chores, but he's trying his best.

- Makhan is Kuga's mentor. Alto is Lonky's uncle, or maybe a far relative that he barely sees.

- Helping save the world shot Lonky up to 39th in line to the throne. (Author from the future here, it's canon that he dropped to 50th in line, mostly likely due to the reappearance of Alto. Oh well, a Lonky stan can dream.)

- Lonky borrows Kuga's shirts/hoodies, by borrow, I mean steal.

- Kuga has trouble understanding internet references/memes. Lonky has a hard time trying to explain them.

- Actually canon that Lonky cuts his own hair, or bangs at least. HC that there was this one time he accidentally cut it slanted and it looked horrible. One time he decided to go 'experimental' and dye it red. Safe to say he's never going to do that again.

- Kuga has younger siblings, Lonky is an only child.

- Lonky watches alot of reality tv shows. Kuga thought they were pointless and overdramatic at first, but secretly ends up getting more invested in it than Lonky.

- Kuga really likes spicy food, much to Lonky's dismay, who despises spice.

- Human AU: Lonky likes painting Kuga's nails.

- Kuga can get quite overprotective. Also gets jealous easier.

- Kuga is good at singing.

- Lonky actually needs glasses. He doesn't wear any because he thinks they make him look like a nerd. Uses contact lenses instead.

- Kuga is the little spoon. He says it's because of Lonky's height but he just likes being the little spoon. He'd never admit it though. Kuga is probably touch starved lmao.

- Kuga is not attracted to women. (Author from the future again, turns out in the comics (yes there are comics), he had a girlfriend, who turned out to be a  spy for the Giraf Tribe . But I'm not sure how canon the comics are, so take bisexual Kuga with a grain of salt.)

- Lonky's ideal dates are going to the mall/shopping, Kuga's ideal dates are just indoor activities/stay at home or nature walks. 

- Lonky has a lot of affectionate pet names for Kuga, (Baby, bf, sweetie pie, honey, sweetheart, etc) but Kuga just calls him Lonky with the occasional 'Babe' or just insults (Idiot, longneck, dumbass)

- Kuga doesn't really know how to be romantic. He also doesn't really like showing affection in public. Lonky is the complete opposite. He will smooch his boyfriend in front of his friends who cares.

- Lonky does not know what personal space is. 

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Also thanks for 200 reads. That's cool, thanks y'all. I thought this fandom was dead tbh ㅠㅠ.