"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sighed Boris. "What a beautiful day. Seems like a wonderful time for a quick dip. Boris dipped his toe in the enormous pool of petrol. "The petrol crisis was worth it for this, I'm so glad I stole it all", said Boris with a Cheshire Cat grin on his wonky face. He bathed in the fuel pondering how he could backtrack again. Then suddenly Matt slinked and slithered out of the shadows like the political snake he is. "Hey darling," he bellowed and pushed him with as much force and aggression as he could muster into the boiling tub of petrol. "Oh wait you're already in the pool baby, aren't I such a silly billy goose" said Mattttt. "What a lovely aroma and temperature," said Boris "ahhh". Matt hopped in after him. They swam gently. They touched hair.
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Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock, a love story like no other
RomanceThis is the tender yet complex relationship between the two greatest plastic bags in the bin.
