UA - 10/11 y/o Kenma And Kuroo.
Kuroo : KENNNNNKENNNNN!!!! :D
Kuroo : I HAVE STHG TO TALK ABT N UR THE ONLY PERSON I WANNA TALK ABT THIS AND NOT FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE 😭Kenma : what is it kuroo?
Kenma feeling a little special reading that it secretly brightened up his day a little.
Kuroo : OK WIAHAIAK..
Kuroo : it's a little embarrassing so don't laugh 😭😭😭 ok?Kenma : okk..?😀
Kuroo : like yk kinda how babies r made but like how how yk 😟😟??? Like it makes sense but then it doesn't like HUH.
Kenma : 🤨
Kenma : how do u think there made 😃Kuroo : by ppl and the dirty 🤭
Kuroo : BUT LIKE HOW DO U DO IT.Kenma : kuroo...if your asking me for sex advice or sthg like that....
Kuroo : do you know 😧...
Kenma : I mean let's talk abt this bc im not sure to 😭😭-
Kuroo : OK OK.
Kuroo : but like don't be shy to say ur thinking bc this is between u and me 🙄Kenma : sure ig 🤨
Kuroo : so like did you know MEN CAN ALSO. Get prego..😟😟😟!?!
Kenma : what no they can't 💀
Kuroo : YESSSSS THEY CAN I GOOGLED IT BUT IDK HOW TO DELETE IT AJYWAYS NOT THE POINT.
Kuroo : it's a low chance tho 😟Kenma : I refuse to believe.😃
Kuroo :
SEEE 😟
Kenma : 😃..
Kuroo : what if u get pregnant 😏
Kenma : abort.
Kuroo : KENMA WHY 😭
Kenma : idk just abort it ig 🤷
Kuroo : "it" 😕
Kenma : well it's not like it has a name I don't even have it 😒
Kuroo : again with the iting 😃
Kenma : so will the girl get the boy pregnant instead 🤨???
Kuroo : OMG I DIDNT THINK THAT 😳😳..
Kenma : how Tho where dose the ykyk go in ⚪️...like....
Kuroo : maybe u have to scoop it in the but or sthg 🤨
Kenma : that doesn't seem very sexy during it 😐
Kuroo : oya? U like it romantic 😏
Kenma : again y r we talking about this at 10 and 11 😆
Kuroo : it's a secret 🙄.
Kenma : the government : 🧍🏻♀️
Kuroo : but how did u know that.
Kenma : wdym🤨
Kuroo : "⚪️" like huh.
Kenma : how do u know what I'm talking about. 😒
Kuroo : did some research but I didn't wanna look into it more bc it was scary 😭
Kenma : 😃
Kenma : well u had the balls to look it up but not look into it further 🙄Kuroo : they naked ppl looked like Titans😶
Kenma : you looked that up...
Kuroo : NAH I JUST LOOKED UP "where kids come from" and the a picture popped up anD when I tell u I was traumatized. 😳
Kenma : I don't understand how can the white thing make a child 😐
Kuroo : it can't make it on its own I think u need another person 🙄
Kenma : I don't think we should b talking about this 😃...
Kuroo : we'll know when where older tho 🤨 better to know now then layer 😌🧠💯
Kuroo : later*Kenma : let's wait later 😃
Kuroo : I wanna know now thooo :(((
Kenma : then google it I'm not gonna get traumatized 🥰.
Kuroo : I'm to scared to google it 😭
Kenma : to bad anyways bye or come over I'm playing Minecraft 😃
Kuroo : cominggGgGgGgGggGg🤩
(A/N) - this was based off sthg true story with a friend but i changed it to make it more 'innocent like' 😃
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