How Do You Make Kids?

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UA - 10/11 y/o Kenma And Kuroo.

Kuroo : KENNNNNKENNNNN!!!! :D
Kuroo : I HAVE STHG TO TALK ABT N UR THE ONLY PERSON I WANNA TALK ABT THIS AND NOT FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE 😭

Kenma : what is it kuroo?



Kenma feeling a little special reading that it secretly brightened up his day a little.

Kuroo : OK WIAHAIAK..
Kuroo : it's a little embarrassing so don't laugh 😭😭😭 ok?

Kenma : okk..?😀

Kuroo : like yk kinda how babies r made but like how how yk 😟😟??? Like it makes sense but then it doesn't like HUH.

Kenma : 🤨
Kenma : how do u think there made 😃

Kuroo : by ppl and the dirty 🤭
Kuroo : BUT LIKE HOW DO U DO IT.

Kenma : kuroo...if your asking me for sex advice or sthg like that....

Kuroo : do you know 😧...

Kenma : I mean let's talk abt this bc im not sure to 😭😭-

Kuroo : OK OK.
Kuroo : but like don't be shy to say ur thinking bc this is between u and me 🙄

Kenma : sure ig 🤨

Kuroo : so like did you know MEN CAN ALSO. Get prego..😟😟😟!?!

Kenma : what no they can't 💀

Kuroo : YESSSSS THEY CAN I GOOGLED IT BUT IDK HOW TO DELETE IT AJYWAYS NOT THE POINT.
Kuroo : it's a low chance tho 😟

Kenma : I refuse to believe.😃

Kuroo :

Kuroo :

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SEEE 😟

Kenma : 😃..

Kuroo : what if u get pregnant 😏

Kenma : abort.

Kuroo : KENMA WHY 😭

Kenma : idk just abort it ig 🤷

Kuroo : "it" 😕

Kenma : well it's not like it has a name I don't even have it 😒

Kuroo : again with the iting 😃

Kenma : so will the girl get the boy pregnant instead 🤨???

Kuroo : OMG I DIDNT THINK THAT 😳😳..

Kenma : how Tho where dose the ykyk go in ⚪️...like....

Kuroo : maybe u have to scoop it in the but or sthg 🤨

Kenma : that doesn't seem very sexy during it 😐

Kuroo : oya? U like it romantic 😏

Kenma : again y r we talking about this at 10 and 11 😆

Kuroo : it's a secret 🙄.

Kenma : the government : 🧍🏻‍♀️

Kuroo : but how did u know that.

Kenma : wdym🤨

Kuroo : "⚪️" like huh.

Kenma : how do u know what I'm talking about. 😒

Kuroo : did some research but I didn't wanna look into it more bc it was scary 😭

Kenma : 😃
Kenma : well u had the balls to look it up but not look into it further 🙄

Kuroo : they naked ppl looked like Titans😶

Kenma : you looked that up...

Kuroo : NAH I JUST LOOKED UP "where kids come from" and the a picture popped up anD when I tell u I was traumatized. 😳

Kenma : I don't understand how can the white thing make a child 😐

Kuroo : it can't make it on its own I think u need another person 🙄

Kenma : I don't think we should b talking about this 😃...

Kuroo : we'll know when where older tho 🤨 better to know now then layer 😌🧠💯
Kuroo : later*

Kenma : let's wait later 😃

Kuroo : I wanna know now thooo :(((

Kenma : then google it I'm not gonna get traumatized 🥰.

Kuroo : I'm to scared to google it 😭

Kenma : to bad anyways bye or come over I'm playing Minecraft 😃

Kuroo : cominggGgGgGgGggGg🤩






(A/N) - this was based off sthg true story with a friend but i changed it to make it more 'innocent like' 😃

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