KuroKen Conversation | Text OneShots

What Did Kuroo Do

Yaku : I know who did it.

Kuroo : what did lev do 💀

Lev : y would u think I did sum 🙄??

Kenma : it was kuroo😘

Yaku : explain 🙂

Kuroo : kenma!?? What did I do I ain't do shit 🙄!?!?

Kenma : yaku see he's clearly lying u can see it through the screen 🥱 text of a true a lier

Yaku : I know. What a bitch 🤮

Kuroo : I'm your captain 😃...what did I do?

Kenma : not you playing dumb 🤨🤥

Yaku : what a fucking loser 🙄✋

Kenma : imagine lying 🤨

Lev : 😃..

Yaku : shut up lev I could hear ur voice through the screen 😒

Lev : what! How rude I didn't do anything to you! 🥲

Kenma : same it's irritating 😐

Lev : y'all on men's period 😳 should I go snd buy some...

Kuroo : just be quiet lev 🙂

Kenma : not the lier talking 🤨

Yaku : right 🤡

Kuroo : what did I even do kenma I thought we were friends what💀😭?

Yaku : we know😒

Kenma : what you did so confess.😇

Kuroo : ..-

Yaku : 🥱

Kuroo : OK FINE IM THE ONE WHO CLOGGED THE TOILET IN TRAINING CAMP AND BLAMED IT ON OIKAWA 😭

Kenma : JSSNSHHAJAHAHHHHAHAUAHAUAHAISAUWJ ISNA IM CHOCKINSSHAGS 😭 THAT SHIT WAS BIG ASF TO TF😭🙏🏼 HELP

Yaku : I knew it was u but it's not abt that but ig I should add this to my black main list😒

Kenma : right 🙄

Kenma : yeah we know.

Yaku : mhm^^

Lev : so..

Yaku : stfu this got nothing 2 do w/ u😺

Kenma : literally just mute him for the 24 hours 😐

Kuroo : can u guys just say what I did straight forward😐—

Kenma : he-

Yaku : he did not just 🤨..?

Kenma : oh but he did...😐😑😐😑

Yaku : we seeing this right 👁..

Kenma : kuroo mf testicles 🤣🤣🤣

Yaku : oh looked what you did 😟..

Kenma : your the one who cracked my switch 🥳🧐😝😛

Yaku : n u have been the 1 taking all my NEW. Socks this whole week 🤨 I left them with my bag next to my locker n they just magically disappeared 😱 I found a pair in your locker when ur stupid ass left it open ☹️☹️☹️

Kuroo : I THOUGHT THEY WERE MINE OH WAIT SORRY I DIDNT KNOW- 😭

Yaku : ARE YOU THAT STUPID HOW ARE THEY YOURS? DID YOU BUY THEM. WHY WOULD U THINK THERE URS 😃 WHEN THERE INFRONT OF MY LOCKER 🙂

Kuroo : our lockers r next 2eachother 😭✋

Kenma : what a idiot 3 years on This team can't even get there locker right 😐

Yaku : you owe me new pair of socks (8) 😆

Kuroo : ok ok fine ig that's fair😃

Kenma : ahem🤨
Kenma : you got money to replace my switch that crack was pretty bad 😬😬🙄

Kuroo : when did I do that 😃..?

Kenma : HAHHA.
Kenma : last day of training camp u stole my switch so I could eat n I trusted u with it 🤣🤪 and when we went to my house after we unpacked I found it cracked 🤨🤨 how interesting 😱😹😹🤭🤫😧🤯😳...

Kuroo : the emojis scare me 😀🙏🏼

Kenma : "what did lev do💀" mf tried to blame it on someone again😒 I called u my bast friend 🤨

Yaku : 😬😬..yikes

Kuroo : I didn't even know kenma 😭!?!
Kuroo : don't you blame lev for everything to 🤨..

Yaku : he did it's again..

Kenma : don't make me seem like the bad person testicles. 🤨 you owe me.

Kuroo : a new switch...🥲 I'm broke-

Kenma : when the day comes I'll bring it up 😄

Lev : oooo 👀

Yaku : I thought I muted u. Ew. 😐

Kuroo : sorry-😅

Kenma : but for now come over ig 🙄

(A/N) - I just had fun with this one idk 🤷‍♀️