"omg *giggles* sorry i spilt the tea. let me clean it up.." childe grabs.... ZHONGLIS HAIR AND CLEANS THE TEA UP!! "you were the fan who stole zhonglis wig!!!!! im telling!!!!!!!" y/n screeches like a banshee or like, an english teacher, idk man.....
childe gasps and jumps up, tackling y/n, tieing them up in a rope and chair
"you arent telling bald zhongli anything you wedgie boy!!!!" childe slaps you dramatically, and walks away...
minutes
hours
days
weeks
months go by
you lost all hope for someone finding you
YOU ARE READING
bald zhongli x reader
Humorbald zhongli x reader male pronouns used for reader change if you want, nerd uuuuohohohohoho
