CTW Funtime Freddy x Reader

Chapter 29-HAHA S I M P

You sat up from your bed looking exhausted as ever.
"Hey, honeybuns, how are you feeling?" Freddy asked from the other side of the bed.
"Okay, I'm just gonna ignore that and say I'm feeling a little better." You retort. "Also the author has an idea."
"The what now?" Freddy asked.
"Me!" A gray wolf with splotches of bright color pops up from underneath the bed. "That's me, Amazon! I created you two!"
"....what-" Freddy stuttered.
"You heard me~" I replied.
"Apparently she's the reason you and I exist in this house and anything ever happened between us in this universe, so." Y/N explains.
"So?" Freddy retorts.
"SO, I have an idea for the next chapter but it's really out of nowhere." I explain again.
"SO?" Freddy raises his voice.
"DON'T you raise your voice at me, young man! I can make you do whatever the heck I want!" I yell back. "In fact, I can make you say the reader's really hot!"
"You're so hot, Y/N~...wait, WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT-?!!" Funtime Freddy freaked out. You were a blushing mess on the side and I was cackling with laughter. Look at me go! 😈
"Anyways, I got this funny FNaF idea, so here you go." I say.
Y/N raises up a hand to argue. "Wait, NO-!"

There are three fangirls sitting at a table in a mall. They're looking around for something-or someone.
"I love looking for hot guys in this fandom, it's so much fun!" Dorothy exclaims.
"Girls, one of us is gonna meet our soul mate here, I just know it!" Susan states confidently.
"Oh, look!" Tiana pointed at a purple rabbit standing by the balcony, his back facing them. "Look at that guy!" She says.
"Wow, that guy is seriously attractive!" Dorothy agrees.
"Tiana, I don't-" Susan is cut off by dreamy music and she slowly stands from her seat. "Be still, my heart...." She sings.
Tiana and Dorothy stand up behind her. "Ooh~..."
"Cause I am seeing the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life," Susan sings. A graceful breeze blows through their hair. "I know it's fast, but I'm in love, and I'll be with him until I die....-"
The rabbit turns around and they see the entire front of his face is ripped off.
"Oh!" Susan explains. The music cuts out.
Withered Bonnie tilts his head and points to himself then to Susan. Then he winks. Somehow....
"Look away, look away.." Tiana says and the three girls sit down.
"Ugh, I need to take a shower!"
"Wait, look!" Dorothy exclaims.
The three stand up again, the music cutting back in.
"Be still my heart..." Tiana sings.
"Ooh~..."
A black marionette figure stands up from a bench and bends back a bit.
"It's love at first sight and I will stay with him-"
The marionette turns around and holds up voice line files.
"And that is a girl," Tiana says awkwardly before sitting back down.
"That looks kind of like my mom," Dorothy says.
"Okay, no way-that guy!" Susan calls out.
A tall, slender figure stands in the distance.
"Be still my-WHAAAA??" Dorothy gets cut off.
They turn the figure around.
It's Mr. Hugs, as in the vacuum cleaner with arms and google eyes attached. Haha.
"Maybe we shouldn't get carried away until we see what they look like from the front..." Susan suggests.
"Like that guy..!" Dorothy gasps.
They see a humanoid figure, a mess of wires with a clown mask, riding up the escalator. The dreamy music cuts in and all three girls blink slowly and dramatically at him.
But then Ennard turns around and Molten Freddy's head is sticking out of the back of him. The girls sit down and cringe in disgust.
"Ugh!!"
"Nope! No!"
"What the WHAAAT?!!"
Dreamy music continues. Molten Freddy smirks and raises his eyebrows at them before Ennard walks away. The music cuts out.
"Okay, this is over, MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED-!"
"No, Dorothy, look at this guy! There's no way he's not hot!" Susan shakes Dorothy pointing ahead.
"Seriously, he's GORGEOUS!!" Tiana exclaims. "Look!!" They force Dorothy to look.
By a group of children stands a man in a purple suit handing out balloons. Dreamy music cuts in again.
"Be still my heart..." Dorothy sings passionately.
"Ooh~..."
"It's for real this time, cause there's no way that he's ugly from the front..."
The other two join in harmony. "Cause he's so beautiful from behind...turn around..!"
"He's gotta be so hot!"
"Yeeaaahh!"
"Cause he's so beautiful from behind..."
"TURN AROOOOUUNNNDDD!!!"
The man turns around and he...isn't ugly.
"Yes! I knew it! He's not, he's way hot!" Dorothy cheered.
The man pulled over a rabbit costume and took out a knife.
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR FRUIT SNACKS!!" He yelled at the kids in front of him.
Dorothy kept smiling. "You know what, I'm okay with that! I'm gonna go talk to him!"

"Annddd...that is literally almost every single Purple Guy fan girl out there. Hope you enjoyed-oh." I cut myself off seeing you and Funtime Freddy asleep on the couch. "Eh, oh well. They won't remember anything from this anyway. Haha! See ya!"
And poof, I am gone, and I have a bunch of chapters from other books STILL in the works so while anyone's waiting for this book's chapters coming out, I always have something else in the works. So feel free to check those other books out! 😁
BUT SERIOUSLY THIS GAVE ME FNAF FANGIRL VIBES HELP-