Mobius puts on Loki's 'greatest hits'.
Video Loki: If it's all the same to you... I'll have that drink now.
Loki: No. And I remember. I was there. Anything else?
Mobius: It's funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. You might even say it's in your nature.
Loki: You know, things didn't turn out so well for the last person who said that to me.
y/n stands up, fist raised. Mobius however holds him back.
Mobius: Who who, hey. Calm down man. Oh, yeah, Phil Coulson.
Video Thor: No!
Mobius: Didn't the Avengers come together to literally avenge him by defeating you?
Loki: Little solace to a dead man.
Mobius: Do you enjoy hurting people? Making them feel small? Making them feel afraid?
Loki: Your games don't frighten me.
Mobius: Making them feel little?
Loki: I know what I am.
y/n: A murderer?
Loki: A liberator.
Mobius: Of eyeballs, maybe.
Mobius shows the video of Loki removing a man's eyeball at the gala in Germany.
Mobius: Look at that smile. You are enjoying that. Did you enjoy hurting them?
Loki: I don't have to play this game. I'm a god.
Mobius: Of what, again? Mischief, right? Yeah. I don't see anything very mischievous about this.
Loki: No, I don't suppose you do.
Mobius: Let's talk about your escapes. You're really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away.
Loki: What can I say? I'm a mischievous scamp.
y/n: Not the word I was looking for.
Loki: And what word would that be, might Civil Warrior?
y/n: Here's a clue, begins with a 'c'.
Loki: Cretin?
y/n: Sure.
Mobius: This is one of my favorites.
Video Captain William A. Scott: Northwest Orient Airlines , on schedule to land in Seattle. Flight time today, approximately...
Video Flight attendant: Bourbon and soda?
Video Loki: Thank you.
Video Flight Attendant: Absolutely. Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
Video Loki: I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
Video Loki winks, causing Mobius and y/n to burst out laughing. The real Loki rolls his eyes. Video Loki hands the flight attendant a note.
Video Loki: Uh, Miss?
Video Flight attendant: Yes, Mr. Cooper?
Video Loki: You might want to take a look at that note.
Video Loki whispers to her as she reads the bomb.
Video Loki: I have a bomb.
Loki: I fail to see how this has any relevance or bearing on-
