A Trees Life

Phobias

Okay Kitty so I read a post on this girls page talking about all kinds of phobias so being the crazy girl I looked up EVERY POSSIBLE PHOBIA IMAGINABLE!! And I have realised Im not as... er.... strong and bad@$$ as I had hoped... I have ermmm.... 26 different types of phobias.... NOT INCLUDING MY FEAR OF GOGGLES BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVEN THOUGH THE MAYER SOMEWHERE HAD A FEAR OF GOGGLES ITS NOT CLASSIFIED AS A REAL PHOBIA YET! *pouts* JUG-MUFFINS THIS IS SERIOUSO, LIKE SPECIAL AGENT OSO!!!

Okay so I shall now explain all my fears to you now... I PROMISE IT MAKES SENSE!!! ...If you do not wish to listen... THEN LEAVE!!! :'( OTHERWISE READ ON, LOVE!!! READ ON!!!!! YEAH JUST KEEP SWIMMING SWIMMING!!! WHAT DO WE DO?! WE SWIM SWIM!!! ^O^

(P.s. These are going to be in Alphbetical order... so... there not.... grouped... propperly.... YEAH ENJOY!!! x3)

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1. Agateophobia is the fear of insanity

Okay so insane people are like the scariest thing I've ever seen because being "insane" litterally means that the common sense or the "good part of your brain" somehow stopped working. Meaning it is physically impossible to reason with them or change their ways... And if their about to kill millions of innocent people they look at it like "oh ok I'm dying for my case" when in reality they are killing millions of innocent people for a small and/or stupid reason... So yesh I ish scared of insane people and the ideal of ME BECOMING INSANE... Because lets face it people, Im bad enough as is! ;P

2. Angrophobia is the fear of being angry

I dont like being angwyyy! I LIKE BEING HAPPY!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH MORE ALIVE AND GIVES ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR!! BOO BA DA BOOP A DEE BOOO!!! SUPER SARAHHH!!!! hehe.... :3

3. Ankylophobia is the fear of immobility of a joint

OHMYGAWD IF I COULDNT MOVE.... MY LIFE WOULD BE OVER!!! ID BE LIKE OHMYGAWD GAG MY LIFE TIL IT CANT BREATH NO MORE, CUZ... RAWR I LIKE TO BOUNCE AROUND WHEN IM TALKING AND USE CRAZY HAND GESTURES AND AND YEAH!!! :D PLUS IT WOULD SCARE ME TO DEATH TO WAKEUP ONE MORNING UNABLE TO MOVE MY JOINTS... D:

4. Asthenophobia is the fear of weakness

I'm affraid of weakness. Of giving in. Of letting myself go. Its just scary to me.... With out drive, motivation, passion IM JUST NOT ME NO MORE!!! D':

5. Atychiphobia is the fear of failure

Im affraid to fail. To screw things up. To ruin everything. Especially for other people. Im so used to being a screw up that a barely ever take chances anymore. ....Unless I want to... ;3

6. Blennophobia is the fear of slime

SLIME IS JUST ICKY AND GROSS AND UGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME NASEOUS!!!

7. Chemophobia is the fear of working with chemicals

So yeah goggles arent the only part of science class that freaks me out... Chemicals scare me half to death... Especially when we were blowing into it through a straw... I litterally REFUSED TO PUT MY MOUTH ANYWHERE NEAR A STRAW THAT WE JUST DIPPED IN CHEMICALS AWWW HECCCKKKKKK NAWWWW!!!

8. Decideophobia is the fear of making decisions

Im like the most indesicive person in the world because I always think about multiple sides to things and end up being like 'ahhhh I could go either way...' I hate when people rush me, Like HOBKNACKER! DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IM BUSY RIGHT NOW DECIDING WHAT TO SAY/DO/WRITE TO MAKE THIS MEANINGFUL!? YEAH WEIRD SNIPPY COMMENTS COME FAST ME BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT!!!!

9. Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.

Okay so this is probably my worst fear. I HATE SEEING ANIMAL FUR AND SKIN AT OLD SHOPS!!! UGH I LITTERALLY START HYPERVENTALATING/CRYING WHEN I SEE IT CUZ IT JUST SCARES ME SO BADLY.. ITS INHUMANE AND AND.... WHY WHOULD YOU PUT MY BROTHER ON YOUR WALL!!! YOU REJECTED CORN-CELL!!! D:<

10. Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.

I dont know why but churches make me nervous and I can never think straight... Dont hate on me if your religious because I get it. Its some peoples sanctuary and Im not trying to offend anyone but personally unless I'm up on stage performing I just dont feel right, there.

11. Gamophobia is the fear of marriage

Yeah marriage is not a 'walk through the park' for me. I dont want one. Their too cliche, boring, overdone... Im not the kind of girl you will find planning the perfect wedding before shes even met her 'prince charming'. Marriage is scary to me... I've seen it fail SOOOOO many times and I just... Being stuck to one person for your whole life doesnt sound ideal to me...

12. Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old

I dont know why but I'd rather die young than grow old... Just growing old has no appeal to me and according to astronomy, zodiac, and just about every other place/person I've looked to has told me Im gunna die young... MINE AS WELL EMBRACE CUZ BABY ITS NOT THE LEGNTH OF LIFE BUT THE DEPTH! :D

13. Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

I've never thought of this before but it would freak me out... Like seeing worms... nah. being surronded by worms. nah I could just walk away like "DOW NEO NEO NEO NEO NEO CANT TOUCH THIS DOW NEO NEO NEO" C;

BEING INFESTED WITH THEM CRAWLING UP YOUR BODY!? HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARENT LEECHES DISGUISED AS WORMS!? D:< THEY'LL BE LIKE "WAAACHHYYYAAAAA" AND UNZIP THEIR WORM COSTUME, ATTATCHING TO YOU LIKE THE CREEPY FREAKY THINGS THEY ARE!!! D:

14. Kinemortophobia is the fear of zombies

15. Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.

16.Scopophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.

17. Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.

18. Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.

19. Taphephobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.

20. Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

I hav heard too many stories about people cutting themselves with razors and it just... bleh... I dont like blood or the inner body... so yeah I cant take that stuff

21. Zelophobia is the fear of jealousy

22.Zemmiphobia is the fear of the great mole rat