A Trees Life

1-16-13

1-16-13

Dear Kitty,

I have been at home alone sick the past two days... Which is good and bad. Good because I don't have to deal with my obnoxious creepy ex-boyfriend whose borderline crazy stalker. Plus I get a longer deadline for that boing essay in social studies! ;)

But bad because I don't have my phone, so I am lonely and detached... :(

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OHMYFLUMPKINGGOODNESS SO ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES IS WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THAT SUNDAY COMES BEFORE SATURDAY BECAUSE CLEARLY MONDAY IS FIRST!!!!

IT GOES:

MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY!!!

NOT:

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY!!!

DO YOU SEE THE WEEK ENDING ON A SATURDAY!? NO!!! PLUS IN CHRISTIANITY GOD BUILT THE WORLD IN 7 DAYS AND YHE LAST DAY WAS HIS RESTING DAY; SO ON THE LAST DAY OF EVERY WEEK CHRISTIANS GO TO CHURCH AND HAVE THEIR SPIRITUAL RESTING DAY!!! ON SUNDAY!! THEREFORE SUNDAY IS NOT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK BUT THE END!!!

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Whenever I get into arguements with my family...

Mom: Adriana if it was you against the world would you still be right!? *sighs*

Me: yep because I'd have the heavens on my side.

Mom: how would that make a difference!?

Me: all the greatest geniuses live there! So it's my army of beautiful minds against a world of stupid humans!

Mom: .....

Me: VICTORY!!!!! *dances*

Brother: As I have said many times before... If I ever need one; you will be my lawyer, Sis.

Me: sure thang bro! *winks still basking in my victory dance*

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So what else should I rant about!? Hmmm... OH I GOT IT!!! OK SO I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH MY BED!!! OHMYGOD LIKE THEY JUST WALK IN JUMP ON IT AND START PLAYING WITH THE COMFORTER!!! D: LIKE SERIAL I AM SO OCD I DON'T EVEN SLEEP UNDER MY COMFORTER IN FEAR OF MESSING IT UP!!! I HAVE LIKE AN EXTRA BLANKET THAT COVERA ME WHILE I SLEEP!!! TO PISS ME OFF MY OLD FRIEND CAME OVER ON JULY 6th, ANNOUNCED IT "HONORARY ANNOY ADRIANA DAY AND THEN STARTED PLAYING WITH MY BED AND POKING ME AND PLAYING SCREAMO MUSIC TOO LOUD!! D: I WAS LIKE "NOOOOO STOP THIS TORTURE!!!" Then she threatened to steal my wall because I had "vas happenin" written on it and she likes DJ MALIK!

OHEMGEE I ALSO HATE GOGGLES!!! D: SO EVER SINCE LAST YEAR WHEN I PARTOOK IN SCIENCE OLYMPIAD I HAVE BEEN SCARED BY THEM!!! THEIR PIERCING TEETH DIG INTO YOUR FACE WHILE THEN FOGGY LENSES SUCK AWAY YOUR SOUL AND SCREW WITH YOUR VISION AND SANITY!!!! D: SERIAL TO AVVOUD WEARING GOGGLES I HAVE OFFERED TO SIT OUT EXERIMENTS AND DO BOOKWORK/TAKE NOTES!!! (which I actually prefer over EXERIMENTS because EXERIMENTS are boring AND I DON'T LIKE DISECTING THINGS!!! IM LIKE A TOTAL NATURALIST!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE PIERCED EARS!!! AND I'D BE

A VEGATARIAN IF MEAT WASNT SO TASTY! ;P

Ummmmm Ummmmm... So I like people on here but I am too shy to say hi to most of them because (1.) that's a lame way to start a conversation (2.) most people on here are too "cool" or "busy" to reply! I MEAN LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T EVEN FAN YOU BACK!! LIKE IF SOMEONE FANS ME I'M LIKE "OHEMGEE YOU AMAZING SEXY B*TCH; POWER TO YOU!!! HEHE PEOPLE LIKE MEH!!! C: I SHALL FAN YOU BACK RIGHT NOW!!" BUTTTTT NOOOOOO, THESE GUYS ARE LIKE "YO ANOTHER B*TCH that likes me... Uh don't they all... SKIP!!!!" :'(

(3.) whenever I have something good to say My thoughts stray and I forget!!! (Ex. OOHHHJ I HAVE A GREAT IDEA I COULD DO THIS!! HEHETHAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN LIAM DID THAT... OHEMGEEE HE IS SO SEXY!!! Lets play a game adriana im going to say a word and you tell me what you think of! *okkkkaaayyyyy c:* Louis. *boobear* Carrot. *king* Nialler. *nandos* Harry. *curly* Zayn. *tats* Liam. *Snogging* WAIT WHAT WAS I GUNNA WRITE!?!? D: GRR THAT'S NO FAIR I WAS DISTRACTED!!! D:)

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Okayyy well that's it for today Kitty! IF YOU GET STUCK IN A TREE CALL THE TEEN TITANS!!! THEY WILL SAVE YOU!!! C: oooooo and if you have any ideas for my next entry tell moi!!!! :)

LOVE,

ADRIANA

P.s.

I wrote this on my IPod so it's probably full of mistakes.. Sowwwyyyy! :'( I will try to fix it!!!

WHERE THERE IS A FLAME SOMEONES BOUND TO GET BURNED

BUT JUST BECAUSE YOUR BURNED DOESNT MEAN YOURE GUNNA DIE

YOU GOTTA GET UP AND TRY TRY TRY

GOTTA GET UP AND TRY