That Douche Mr.Poobutt

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11 and a half year old darren and mae

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MAE'S POV

        Ever since Marck has gone to jail, everything has strated to go downhill. Joanna is struggling to find a job, we already lost half are money, and if we lose anymore, we will have to give up orhouse to go live in the projects where the poor people live. I don't wanna live in the projects. It's all dirty and stinky, and only bad criminal kids live there. 13 and smoking. 15 and drugs. Drinking while pregneat. It's all scary to me. And I'm also afraid that the other kids who live there might have a bad influence on us and get us into smoking and drugs and drinking. But the thing I am most surprised about is that Joanna haven't sended Darren and I back to the orphanage. "Joanna?" I asked. 

        "Yes sweetie?" She said while she finished making her tea.

        "How come you haven't sent Darren and I back to the orphanage yet?" I asked.

        "What do you mean?" She frowned.

        "Well, you barely have enough money to support yourself, let alone 2 other kids." I said.

        "Well, we are family now. And family always sticks together. We have been together for a year and a half already, right? So we can go on longer, I mean only if you want ot stay." She explained.

        "It's not that Darren and I wanna leave you and go back to the ophanage, it's that we feel bad that we put weight on your shoulders and we don't want you to struggle." I replied.

        "Oh, that is so sweet." She said. And then out of nowhere, she gave me a tight hug. She stopped. THANK GOD!!! "I would never send you back. Like I said, we are family now and family always stick together."

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DARREN'S POV

        I was re-reading Milkweed in my room when I heard a car oull up in the front. I looked out the window and saw that the land lord was coming. "Oh no." I said to myself. I ran downstairsto warn Joanna and Mae.

        "OMG OMFG!!!!" I yelled.

        "What is it." Mae asked alerrted.

        "And what is this OMFG you speak of?" Joanna sounding confused.

       "The land lord is coming the land lord is coming!" I exclaimed.

        "Everybody act natural!" Joanna yelled.

        I sat on the couch and turned on the TV and Mae started listening to music on her Ipod 5. Soon, the doorbell rang. Joanna opened the door. "Oh, hello Mr... Poopbutt?" She said with a confused face on.

        "First of all..." The landlord said annoyed. "My name is Mr.Duty-toosh. Adn second of all, aren't you going to invite me in?"

        "Um..." Joanna said.

        Mr.Duty-toosh gave her a look. "Um excuse-"

        "Wait I am thinking!!!" She yelled. "Fine, you can come in."

        "Thank you." He said walking staright in without even looking at her.

        "The kids are just doing their own thing."Joanna said. "That's Darren at the TV and that's Maeleigh listening to musicon her Ipea or what ever that thingy-ma-bob is called. You can just call her Mae."

        "Hello Darren." Mr.Duty-toosh said.

        "Hello Mr.Poopbutt." I replied.

        "It's Mr.Duty-toosh." He said with an annoyed face again. "Hello, Mae." He said to Mae.

        Mae was just listening to music minding her own buisness. She couldn't hear Mr.Duty-toosh.

        "Oh, I'm sorry about that." Joanna said to Mr.Duty-toosh. "Kids these days. They try to make their own ears go deaf. Let me just call her. MAE!!! MAE!!!"

        "Oh um yes?" She startled.

        "Take out those earbuds of your." Joanna said.

        "Huh?"

        "I SAID TAKE OUT THOSE EARBUDS OF YOURS!!!" Joanna screamed.

        "Oh, OK." Mae took out her earbuds.

        "Thank you." Joanna thanked Mae. "Mr.Poobutt is trying to tell you something."

        "Hi Mr.Poobutt!" Mae exclaimed.

        "I said it was Mr.Duty-toosh!!!" He said even more annoyed.

        "So what are you here for?" Joanna asked not trying to sound harsh.

        "I'm here to warn you that you have 1 week to gather all of your stuff and move. The stuff you forget to pack will be donaed to the Lowell MASS orphange. "How conveinent. When we were there we barely got lunch." I whispered to myself.

        "What was that?" Mr.Duty-toosh asked.

        "Oh nothing." I said quickly.

        Then Mr.Duty-toosh left. "What a douche!" I said out loud.

        "Language, Darren!!!" Joanna yelled at me.

        "Sorry, I couldn't help it." I apologized.

        "I am not that upset, because I agree with you." Joanna replied. Everyone laughed. "Well, we should start packing."

        "Ok." Me and Mae both said at the same time.

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1 week later

        "Well, we shoukd say goodbye to this pace now." Joanna said.

        "Goodbye, this place." We all said.

        We all got into the taxi and went to the projects.

      

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