He Haunts My House || Soudam

2 • Kazuichi Comes To Earth??

*CONTAINS CRUDE LANGUAGE AND SWEARING LIKE A LOT OF SWEARING !!*

[A/N: Its cs I'm self projecting onto Kaz and I swear like this irl, this'll probably the worst chapter but eh..also that Monokuma is like the Lord of Hell or whatever, sorta like Satan]

Tch, how dare he send me to the mortal circle. Fuckin' Monokuma. I didn't even do that much damage to the Angels. What load of bullcrap that whole "unequality" shit was. At least I got some freedoms since Fuyuhiko, my favourite other demon, convinced Monokuma to just let me stay here.

That dude's house I crashed into was cool as, not to mention he was pretty hot himself.. forgot to mention, I'm omni with a preference for guys. I guess that's what happens when there's limited female demons. Gundham, was that his name? Ridiculous coif though, looked lieke some sort of ice-cream swirl. He's pretty nice, letting me stay and all. His pets are the cutest animals I've ever seen but that's probably because all the animals in Hell are fugly as.

"Mor- Kazu, are you comfortable enough here?" Gundham asks. He was welcoming as heck though, gave me his blanket and a shit-ton of clothes.
"Ya man I'm fine," I say. He nods, quiet.
"Goodnight Kazuichi." As I snuggle into the sheets, I notice his scent. A faint raspberry scent. Smells nice..

-No ones POV-
Kazuichi cackled, sending Angels flying to who knows where. His giant wrench was thrown into buildings, cars, whatever could be crushed by a 100kg piece of metal. Kazuichi glared at a particular angel across the road. Miu fuckin Iruma. The two had bonded over mechanics of sorts but had since gone their seperate ways. He picked up his wrench and threw it into a nearby building.
"Fuckin angels.." he muttered.
"KAZUICHI! RETURN TO HELL THIS INSTANT" a voice called out to him. He sighed and was sucked into the ground, the easiest way to get to Hell.

"You are on trial for unauthorised travel between worlds and property damage of Heaven. Do you understand these charges?" Monokuma says, the small bear looking down at him.
"ya sure, I understand but I didn't do that," Kazuichi scoffs.
"You realise that lying in court will only get you a worse punishment, right?"
"Ya but what if I'm not lying," I say. I notice Monkuma's red eye getting brighter and shudder.
"Ok fine I admit I did some of those things, but it wasn't that bad; tch, chill out"
My friend Fuyuhiko bursts in. Finallyyy I'm savedddd :D
"Monokuma, if he did all that just send him down to earth or some shit, he can vandalise shit there," he says to Monokuma. Man, what the fuck I thought he was supposed to defend me >:(
"Puhuhuhu...I like it! ITS PUNISHMENT TIME!"
"Wha- NO!-" I scream as I get pulled up by some black chains. Tch. I guess it'll be a nice experience.

-present time-

I wake up in a cold sweat. Fucking Monokuma. I sigh and get out of the sheets. Man would I kill for a coke rn. The drink, not the powder. Don't do drugs kids. I sigh. 3am, is it? It was always 3am in hell. Never did the clocks change.
I trudge out, lifting my shirt and rubbing my stomach. WOAHHHH. I GOT ABS AS A HUMAN THE FUCKKKKK. Not that I didn't have them as a demon, obviously. I have to check immediately what the fuck man..
I rush to the bathroom, before bumping into Gundham.
"Kaz, nice to see you...I think. How is everything so far?"
"It's great! Thank you so much Gundy, it's ok if I call you that, ya?" He nods.
"That's fine, Kaz. Do as you wish." He groans, clearly tired from waking up suddenly. Kinda hot, honestly. No, he's just letting me stay here. No feelings. Don't get attached, Kazuichi. You'll only fuck it up.

-end chapter-

I'm rly sorry for the inconsistencies I wrote this at 2am like a part everyday...also it's kinda short but I'm working on writing longer chapters. Happy Sunday y'all <3

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