He Haunts My House || Soudam

3 • Gundhams Journal

[A/N]: when the words are italic and underlined it means gundham is writing in his journal. Underlined and bold is just the marking of days. Thank you for your support guys!

Demon kazuichi, it's time you die.

Pardon me, let me explain. Demon Kazuichi is great to have around, of course, but he is also a nuisance and should be exorcised immediately. There should be no other demons apart from me here. I stare at the room in which he his sleeping. He may not die tonight but I will make sure that he will, one of these nights.

I've pretended to be nice to this demon for too long. He must die. If not, what will happen? Let's try poison tonight, see if it has any effect.

Day 1
Hello Journal. I suppose I should make some use out of you, you cant just sit in a box for 30 years. Well, today I'm going to try and poison the demon. Let's hope for the best.
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Results: it did not work. All that happened was that I couldn't use my bathroom the whole night. Who knew demons could you know, shit.

Day 2
I'm going to try and burn him today. Theoretically, it won't work. But I need to try it; I'll pull out a seam on a sweater he borrowed and light it. I doubt anything will come of it but let's try for experiment purposes
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Like I predicted, it didn't work :(. He simply laughed at it! How dare he. I quote, "ayooo we get pranks like this all the time! Nostalgic, bro.". I find this quite offensive. I am not his "bro" nor am I trying to prank him. Geez.

Day 3
Nil. We are going to a beach today. Maybe water will singe him? Who knows, demons are full of mysteries hm.
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Day 4
I'm getting my blade sharpened. It is a gorgeous blade, a small dagger that my friends gifted me for my birthday last year. Stabbing the demon would not be murder, as he isn't even a human. It shall take a week to sharpen, however. There were specific precautions made to the blade to prevent it from being a weapon. How nice of my friends, looking after me :). Did I do that right. •‿• I'm writing in a book, not a computer; that would be more logical. I shall check in with this book in a week's time, when I have the blade. Goodnight, journal. Kazuichi is calling me to watch some film with him. I believe it's about petty teenage girls. I'm not quite sure though. I shall continue to check in every day to this book of ink. It has become a hobby of mine.

Day 5
Yesterday's movie was great fun. I made popcorn and he conjured up some soda, coca  cola to be exact. It fizzed my nose and he laughed at me >:( he also met my devas today. They were scared of him at first, but after he fed them they were fine 'lol'. Kazuichi uses that word a lot. I think I'm learning from him more than he is learning from me... Right, the devas and Kazuichi. Kaz has developed a strong liking to cham-p, for some reason. He says it reminds him of something in his childhood. How interesting. Well, Kazuichi is staying with me tonight, since his room is cold. I didn't realise they could feel temperature but here we are. Goodnight journal, Kazuichi joins me under the sheets now.

Day 6
This morning I woke up with my arms around Kazuichi, so I don't think I'll be doing that for much longer. There's nothing to write about for now, I'm just going to watch a show that is quite popular recently, it's called 'Squid Game'. My squids are sadly with the angel, my birth-giver right now so they cannot witness this :( Kazuichi is going out for the day, with the purgatory lady named Ibuki. I hope he stays safe. After all, he needs to be exorcised correctly. Mhm totally .

Day 7
I slept all day. Kazuichi finally realised he had a dick, as he says. He tried to show me but I did not want to see that as the first thing after opening my eyes. Eesh.

Day 8
The angel, my birthgiver, had come over to visit this weekend. She is shocked by the appearance of Kazuichi but accepting. She's always supportive, that's her nature and one the reasons I love her dearly. I think Kazuichi has taken a liking to her, however. He frequently calls her a 'milf'. I don't want to Google it; knowing Kazuichi it's probably something weird. No matter. He ended up in my bed again, so I should cuddle him, to keep him warm.

Day 9
Kazuichi has been looking for love recently. I suggested someone in his own territory but he shook his head and went on dating apps instead. Grindr and tinder, I believe. Oh right, he is a pansexual. He came out to me on accident, talking about it over dinner a few days ago. Ah, yes, looking at him texting now, he has a way with devices. It seems like a second nature to him, really.

Day 10
I had what I think is called a wet dream last night. Completely normal, of course, but not when the person is lying next to you, coddling a shark plushie. That's my shark plushie >:(  oh well, it can't be helped. Right, the dream. There is no way I am telling Kazuichi. How embarrassing. At least I didn't make a mess or anything, I just need to distance myself from him. He's quite clingy but I find it interesting, I really thought I'd be more annoyed at his clinginess but I've probably just gotten used to it.

Day 11
The blade is getting finished today. Sad, though. I think I've adapted to Kazuichi in my house. Nevermind that. I'm going to kill him tomorrow. I know I will. If the pages have blood splattered over them, so be it.

Day 12
Todays the day. That I kill Kazuichi. Though he was never really alive, was he? No matter. Goodbye Kazu, it was 'nice' having you around

I stuff the book under my bed and wander off to get changed. I'll have to prepare to clean, too. As I get changed, I stare at the jumpsuit Kazuichi always wears. Its a bright yellow, with pins all over it.
I hear a shriek and run out of the bathroom, shirt half on.
"Kazuichi? What's...wrong.." his eyes widen as he stares at me, my journal in his hands.
"What the fuck?"

-end chapter-

omg what will Gundham do :0
Idk either bro don't ask me
New part will be out next week ^^
Happy Sunday y'all !

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