The Creatures Family~FanFiction AU

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<Jordan's P.O.V>

"We are well together," Dan admitted.

"HA I KNEW IT! SLY YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS!" Seamus yelled jumping up and pointing at Sly.

"NO FAIR! YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME SO YOU KNOW MORE!" Sly whined.

"Wait. You boys KNEW? BUT DIDN'T TELL US SO WE HAD TO KEEP SNEAKING AROUND?" Dan yelled standing up to scold the boys.

"Of course we knew, you guys were always acting all couply" Aleks smiled cuddling into Sly.

"Well you two are acting all couply and shit right now" James pouted falling back on the couch. While Seamus leaned over a kissed James' pout.

"Can Joe and me go play with our toys now?" Spencer asked pulling Joe toward the door.

"Sure boys go right ahead" I smiled as Aleks and Sly began to get up and leave.

"No, no, no sit down," Dan said pointing back to the seat they were in.

"What's going on?" Sp00n asked pulling Ze tighter to his chest.

"You all can be together on one condition" Dan looked at all of them as they went white.

"I don't want any of you to hard core make out in front of us, Joe, or Spencer," I told them.

"I don't want there to be any illicit pictures exchanged between any of you" all of them blushed knowing what Dan meant.

"If any of you skip classes for the other there will be a problem," I threatened. Each of them nodded and looked down knowing neither of us was kidding.

"I-is that all?" Ze asked looking at Sp00n.

"Yes that's all but Seamus James stay the rest of you guys can go" everyone shot up and Dan looked at me strange. I leaned over to whisper in his ear. "I think we should talk to them about the birds and the bees. I mean 8th grade" I leaned back and smiled deviously at him. He smiled just as big and nodded getting a dark look in his eyes. We went and sat on either side of them bringing our arms around the back of the couch.

"We have to talk to you about something very important" Dan smiled nodding at me to go.

"We know that there are certain eagerness felt by boys around your age" I smirked as both their face went red.

"NO DAD PLEASES NO!" James tried to jump up but I held him down.

"James you need to know this stay here" I scolded him smirking slightly.

"Now before you do anything you might regret we want you to know the basics," I could tell Dan was trying not to lose it but it was hard not to.

"It is normal for boys your age to have these feelings, and it is normal to want to touch your se-" I started.

"NO! NOPE! YOU'RE DONE! DADS YOU'RE DONE! WE GET IT WE FUCKED UP BUT NO PLEASE NO! WE SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM SAME BED YES! BUT WE DON'T NEED YOU GUYS WALKING US STEP BY STEP ON HOW TO SCREW EACH OTHER! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!" Seamus is not one to get embarrassed except for when we teased him about James, but this was new.

"Seamus don't fucking swear" Dan smiled knowing his son and most likely all the other boys had or were going to pick up swearing and there was no way of stopping it.

"Can we please just go we get it use protection and don't do it when you're here" James whined.

"Not until you're married James" I scolded letting them go. I fell back on the couch and looked over at Dan both of us were still laughing slightly but after we were done Dan began to rub my arm.

"I know it's hard but they are going to grow up and weather you like it or not we will have to have that talk with them some day" Dan chuckled as my face went a little red. "You look cute when you're blushing" Dan smiled kissing my cheek running his hand under my hat and through my hair. I hummed as he continued to play with my hair. I closed my eyes and I guess I fell asleep because I woke up to with Dan asleep on my chest.

"I love you," I whispered pulling him closer to my chest.

"Love you more" Dan smiled kissing the center of chest before getting up and dragging me to my bed. So the boys wouldn't catch on Dan and I were in two different beds it was hard not to reach over and hold him but the boys might have seen so we would cuddle when the boys were at school and recording was done.

"Should we feed the boys?" I asked rubbing Dan's back.

"Ah shit your right just a few minutes" he pleaded, I chuckled and agreed.

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