"Intimidation"

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I do this everyday to people.

They call it staring, but I call it intimidating. You know why? Because staring is rude!

Try intimidating other people in restaurants.

Like this;

1. Pick a prey.
2. Intimidate them until they look.
3. Widen your eyes at them, still intimidating them.
4. Frown.
5. Stick out your tongue.
6. Get back to doing what you were doing as if nothing happened.

I know. It's stupid. But hey, it's what this book is for, eh?

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