Alex's Pov:CLASS 1-A LOOKED SHOCKED, their mouths were basically on the ground but this one person who's around my height is drooling and looking at me with lust
"Uncle Shōta," I tug on my uncles sleeve in fear "I'm scared..." I point towards the ugly ass grape looking ass mother fucker and Katsuki drags him out of the classroom, we hear screaming, and then Katsuki walks back into the classroom
I run towards him and jump onto him, he picks me up and sets me on his waist. Katsuki glares at the class
"So! Introduce yourselves, and yes, I'm a child, 6 to be specific, but I will beat the living shit outta you."
Izuku snorts knowing i'm telling the truth, Tenya stands up and is about to introduce himself but I intervene "No, not you Tenya, sit down I already know you, someone else go"
"Well— I'm Ejiro Kirishima! Nice to meet you!" A boy with spiky red hair introduces himself, I smile
'I like them, they seem nice'
"I'm Mina Ashido!"
"Denki Kaminari"
"Kyōka Jiro"
'Denki, and Jiro give bi energy...So does Kirishima...This class is really fruity so far...'
"Ochako Uraraka"
"I'm Tsuyu Asui, but call me Tsu!"
"Toru Hagakure"
"Fumikage Tokoyami"
"Hanta Sero"
"Mashirao Ojiro"
"Yugo Aoyama!"
"Koji Koda"
"Rikido Sato"
"Mezo Shoji"
The class finally finished introducing themselves, but I need to get on someone's nerves real quick "Hey you!" I point to Izuku, "Who are you—? You never introduced yourself"
Izuku looks at me like I'm crazy knowing damn well I'm doing this to play with him, the greenette takes a deep breath "Izuku Midoriya."
"Oh well nice to meet you Izuku!"
'This bitch wants to slap me'
*JUDGEMENTS KNIGHTS OF- JUDGMENTS KNIGHTS OF THUNDER*
My phone goes off and check the Caller ID
Cannibal Bird👹 Is Calling
'Shit—''
I looked at my screen for a few seconds before answers "Hey— Hey— Hey Keigo—"
"ALEXANDRA ELIZABETH TAKAMI! WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN—?! DAD AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK! YOU HAVEN'T CALLED US IN TWO DAYS, AND ACCORDING TO MITSUKI AND MASURO YOU HAVEN'T GONE TO THEIR HOUSE EITHER! SO WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"
"Okay first off, calm down bird brain, first I've been at my Aunt Nemuri's house, and second I'm currently up your ass, and letme just say that shit needs a GOOD wash" The phone goes silent for a moment. "You were checking your ass weren't you Kei...?"
"...I can't deal with this." Keigo rudely hangs up
"Well he could've at least said goodbye..." I mutter and then look up to see the class staring at me "What? You've never seen a kid swear?" The door opens, and someone enters the classroom
"AIZAWA! Have you seen Alex?" The person asks
"PAPI!" I scream and squirm my way out of Katsuki's grasp and run towards my dad
"OH— THERE YOU ARE! Where have you been?" My dad asks picking me up
"With my Aunt Nemuri, Keigo-nii yelled at me so I went to her house" I innocently answer while playing with my hands
1-A looks shocked, like they just shit themselves shocked "ALL MIGHT'S YOUR DAD?!" The class yells
I nod in response not phased by the yelling
"WAIT— WAIT— WAIT— DOESN'T THAT MEAN BAKUGO IS ALL MIGHT'S KID—?!" Denki yells outKatsuki scoffs while rolling his eyes clearly annoyed at the idiotic assumption made by his classmate "Dunce face, Alex is my adoptive little sister, not biological, All Might isn't my dad. Seriously how stupid can you be?"
"Wait then— Is Hawks, All Might's son?" Tsu asks, putting the pieces together
Dad and I nod answering the question, the class is left with their mind blown, shit running down their pants (Not literally...I hope)
I looked towards my Uncle Shōta and he had his phone out, looking pissed. He turns towards me feeling my gaze, he glares at me
'Don't tell me he found out...' I look at him acting innocent, he doesn't buy it. My uncle walks towards me, still glaring
"Alexandra Elizabeth...Did you, or did you not blow up Endeavor's Agency...Again?"
"What are you even talking about?" I ask trying to act like I don't know what he's talking about
"So, this isn't you?" Uncle Shōta turns his phone towards me and it's a security video of me running in the halls of Endeavor's Agency dropping matches on the ground
"That's not me"
"That's not you?"
"Nope!"
"Alex..." My uncle sighs rubbing his temples "You might be able to fool everyone else, but that's you in the video right there, blowing up the Agency"
"That's seriously not me Uncle Shōta"
"So you're saying you didn't blow up Endeavor's Agency again?"
"Uncle Shōta, I said I didn't blow up the Agency...I never said I didn't set it on fire!"
Shōto bites his lip to stop his laughter, Izuku muffles his laughter with his hand, Momo's giggling, Tenya shakes his head, and Katsuki's smirking
The rest of the class looks shocked including my dad, while Uncle Shōta looks pissed "...I'm not even going to deal with this, All Might deal with your daughter." Uncle Shōta walks back towards his desk and goes into his sleeping bag and goes back to sleep
"Just give her to Recovery Girl later," My dad puts me down, and I see his quirk fading slightly, I nod at him, and he turns around "I'm sorry Lex, I gotta go sorryz" He quickly leaves as I stare at the closing door
"Bye! Love you!" I bid him goodbye before turning back to the class, the previous innocent expression on my face being replaced by a smirk "So, who wants dirt on the pro-heroes?"
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