Oh yeah 😕I gotta like, go to school here 😕
You tried to pay attention to the things the random teacher was pointing at on the board, but it was literally a bunch of squiggly lines, (someone also drew a weenie)
Jojo was in this class with you 😏😏😏😏😏
And 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
You got to like 😏😏😏😏😏
Not sit next to him 😕He was too far away from the seat the DUMBASS TEACGER assigned you to. 😕
Yet you could feel his stare constantly making its way back to you all throughout the class period 😫😫 or maybe it was someone else's idk
Finally the class period was over,
"Have a fun lunch, children!!!!"
Wait but you only had one period, how could it already have been lunch? 🤨
You didn't question it and went to the lunch room
Just piecing together clues from you ExPerT MinD
You HyPoThIsIsED and CoNcLuDeD that since jojo is an antisocial nerdy nerd, he's probably in some dramatic closed off part of this headache inducing schoolLike omfg seriously it looks like an irrational art project in here
All the students were hesitantly eating some tasty sLoP and CHEDDER and BEANS
You were too cool for that lunch so you just ran around the school tryna find emo bae
Suddenly, when you actually payed attention to where you were walking, you heard a faint voice singing...
(Side note, they're all so hot wtf)
It was surprisingly good, and made you think of vampires and wizard boys, also creepy principals...
You tried to harmonize with your beautiful voice, but alas, as soon as you started screaming- I mean delicately singing the lyrics, he abruptly stopped singing, and you could hear him start breathing heavily
Tf? Is he beating his who meat up there?
You backflipped over to where he was hiding, and looked down at him
He had a look on his face as if saying 'bitch wtf why did you just roll over here'
So sweet 🥺🥺🥺"What's up fam, I came over here to just, yknow- casually come eat lunch or something- idk I'm still working that out I guess."
He seemed comfortable enough in Your presence, so he just slowly sat down with his lunch in hand
Aw shit, you didn't go get lunch,
So now you were out of breath, sore throaty, AND hungry????You were just spacing out in mojo jojos line of vision, when he had an amazing idea to do something bold with this cute ass person in front of him 👌
He grabbed some of his food (it doesnt matter what it is now sh 🙄) and gently opened your mouth (???)
He put the (questionable) piece of food in your face hole and closed your mouth, keeping his hands around your jaw, just staring at you
"Boy wtf was that, I'm not a mannequin" you talked with your mouth full
He realized what he had done and immediately ran away like a Disney princess, a(nd we are just gonna ignore the part where he tripped and fell on his face)
"Jojo no don't go ah" 😰
( you are going to forget that I haven't updated this in forever WhOooOooOoOo 🧿🧿🧿)
YOU ARE READING
The original E-boy °Jojo x shifting! Reader°
HumorY/n gets hella bored one day and decides to shift to Horton hears a who. Why? Cuz emo boy. Duh 🙄 Will they find love? Of course they will, they're the main character. This is mostly a joke lol