A/N: credits to MadamMoon291 ^^^^^^^^
For making the amazing art that is above
Lucy the milf's pov:
Thank god he left, I couldn't handle him anymore. His stupid bald head, I swear I'm only with him because if I wasn't I wouldn't be a milf. Well I did love him at the start. Even his shiny bald head but about 7 months in I just didn't feel the same way... But anyway I walk over to my phone and ring a familiar number...
"Heyyy, Gru left finally I was worried that he woud never leave heh" she said in a relived tone "Oh good, I'll be over in a few" A mysterious deep voice spoke out of the phone.
About 10 minutes later the doorbell rang and Lucy, knowing exactly who it was ran up to it and opened it immediately embracing into a hug
"Babbyyyyy, I missed you sooooooo much!" The shorter girl exclaimed "I missed you too, ugh chris keeps talking about a new season but I really just want to not do anything with him ever again" The male complained "Aww my precious chef, come upstairs and you won't have to worry for a bit, m'kay" Chef just nods and walks upstairs with the lady
Lucy starts to undress... Then chef does the same...
👹𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖔👹
Istg hes a bald emo pov:
I was doubting drews plan, why would we spy on lucy? That's just so wrong but theres just this part of me that needs to know if what I've been told is true. "Bye lucy pucy wucy" I yell as I walk out the door "Bye gruey wruey pooey looey cooey sooey" She yells back I walk out of the house only to go into the bushes "Ah shi-" "SH" Drew whisper-yelled to me, reminding me I had to be quiet
It had been around 15 minutes and I saw someone walking up the path to my front door. Wait did this mean... No. It didn't mean what I thought. No. There's no way. It's probably just a friend or a work mate... right???
"Babbyyyyy, I missed you sooooooo much!"
What. Did. I. Just. Hear. NO NO NO NO NO THIS ISNT HAPPENING MY WIFE ISNT CHEATING ON ME????
"Hey hey hey, gru. It's gonna be fine okay. We'll expose her. Together." He hugs me. That makes me feel better.
We went inside when we heard them go upstairs. I quietly shut the door behind me and wait at the bottom of the stairs for a bit with drew. A little bit later I start to hear noises... Noises I've heard her make before... with me..
I waited a few more minutes until I couldn't stand it anymore. Drew tried to stop me but it failed. I stormed up the stairs and opened the door.
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"LUCY WHAT THE F-" "Oh Gru! Honeyyy, when did you get home?!" "OH I NEVER LEFT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HAHA, AT FIRST I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE ACTUALLY CHEATING BUT NOW THERES NO WAY YOU COULD DENY IT NOW! OH AND YOU! WHOEVER YOU ARE, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!"
The man got his clothes on and left but I wasn't done with Lucy.
'I cant believe you would do this to me! Y-you betrayed me!"
"I-I"
"No save it. I don't want this, I'm filing for a divorce."
"Gru... What about the kids?"
"The kids are what your worried about! What about me!"
"G-gru, I just don't feel-"
"No, I don't want to hear it. The kids did fine without a mother once, I'm sure they can do it again. Leave lucy. Just go. Pack your vags and go. I don't want to hear from you until the divorce.
"O-oh." She goes upstairs and packs her bags and 20 minutes later she says her goodbyes to the kids and walks out the door.
"Bye gru..."
"Bye lucy, have fun with mr buff."
