Le Senora | Book 3

Girls Rule!

Miara's POV

I was slowly becoming weaker and weaker by the moment. I suddenly had an idea. I started to cry ( hey, I'm a great actress) and the guard came by. 

" Hey, cat, will ya cry softer? Ya know, this job's gettin' harder every second."

I did the thing I never thought I'd ever do in my whole life- the big eye thing Puss always did. 

The guard opened the cage door, wow, that was easier than I thought. I did it on my first try. 

I saw my sword on his belt and said, " Stay still." just like how Puss did it. I mean, I've spent so many years watching him fight, I picked up a thing or two. 

I took my sword, and fought with him, me winning. I pushed him into a cell and locked him in. 

Right then, Fiona and the other princesses, followed by the queen, punched a hole through the wall. 

" Miara! We've come to save you!" 

" Um, thanks but no thanks. I believe I've already saved myself."

We found a ladder and climbed up it, and saw tree guards in front of the gate. 

Cinderella whispered, " What do we do now?"

Snow ran in front of the guards and started singing. A whole horde of animals nearly trampled over us as they ran towards Snow. 

I rolled my eyes and said, " How on earth is this going to help us?"

Right then, Snow White was screaming some really, really rock band-ish tune.

The animals charged at the trees like it was some corrida de toros. 

We ran to the gate and the man-woman punched it and it opened. 

We hurried towards the doors but we saw guards coming towards us. Cinderella took her glass slipper and used it as a boomerang which hit them in the face ( ouch!)

And I thought these girls were lame. I probably found my new girl group. Mora guards came and Sleeping Beauty fell asleep, causing them to trip over her. Well, at least she was useful in some way. 

Now, it was my turn, since there were only two guards left. I did the big eye thing and knocked them out. 

It felt like those good old times when Puss and I went on our adventures. We went into the castle to kick some guy called Charming's butt!