A collection of short stories

Roman times were weird

Caesar looked to Crassus and said, "Why the long face?" This caused immense laughter from absolutely no one, not a single soul. To which Caesar replied "aww come on guys that was kind of funny" but then out of nowhere Nero rebutted "hey guys remember me? I'm just like you guys" to which Caesar said "I don't remember being a degenerate tyrant" to which Crassus said "you were a tyrant nonetheless" this gave Caesar a great idea he began writing a memoir but not just any memoir a revolutionary memoir it's title "My Fault" it dismisses and dismantles Caesar's reputation of being an absolute tyrant. Critics ravaged the book and declared it was "lame as balls" - The New York Times and "Amazing." - The Telegraph. Caesar, heartbroken and aroused by the reception, decided it would be best to genocide all barbarians and suddenly just like that Caesars approval rating skyrocketed. Romans rejoiced that this would be a crime against humanity. Barbarians weeped at the sight of a dozen crucifixions. Historians cried tears of joy upon the realization of how great and honest Julius Caesar was.