Pati -Patni Aur Saas Part-1

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It was early morning at 6 pm, where Anubhav was getting to go to HQ and Haseena was still sleeping. After 2 mins Haseena woke up, now,

HM: App inta jaldi uth jaye aur aaj Sunday hai na HQ kiyu jare (while sitting on the bed)

AS: Ha woh aaj CS ka call ayya tha urgently boliye mujhe iss ja raha ho

HM: Are mujhe uth na tha break fast bana deti thi

AS: Zarurat nahi hai uski mai bohot jaldi mai ho HQ mai hu

HM: Kaam se kam juice toh bhi pi lo

AS: Nahi bhi brush kara mai karwa taste atta juice ka

HM: Mujhe na kuch bachani se hori

AS: Kise bachani

HM: Aisa lag raha hai ki kuch bura hone wala hai

AS: Are app subah jaldi uth jaye toh hota kabhi kabhi mujhe bhi hota

Then suddenly door bell rang, by this Haseena got nervous and AS was going to open the door, now,

HM: Anu don't open the door (while holding his hand)

AS: Jaan dar ho rahi hai haat choro, then she left his hand. 

After opening the door AS got happy after seeing her, now,

AS: Assalamualaikum Ammi (It is AS mother)

PS: Walaikumussalam kise hai

AS: Thik ho ammi app boliye

PS: Mai thik ho aur itne dar kiyu lagi dawaza cholne mai, bahu bole kiya darwaza maat kholo bolke

AS : (awkward smile)

PS: Are mai mazak kar rahi thi abb andar bhi bolata yeh mai yahi bistar dalo

AS: Are ayye na

After coming inside he made her sit on the sofa and went to the room where haseena was sitting on bed, when he enters in the room, now,

HM: Agyye appki ammi

AS: Ha tumhe kisa pata

HM: Woh Shah Rukh Khan ki movie thi jis mai uss ki maa ko pata chale jata hai nahi ki uss ka beta anne wala hai wasie mujhe pata chale jata ki app ki ammi ayye bolke

AS: Acha iss liye tum darwaza kolne se mana kar rahe the

HM: Ha

AS: Acha jaldi ayyo ammi bolre tumko

HM: Acha

Then AS was sitting on the sofa and was talking to Ammi, then HM came over there, now,

PS: Are kiya Bahu isse halat kiyu dal rakhi tum tum dono ki abhi abhi shaadi howi na (HM was in night dress) note that dono ki shaadi hokar 2 months howe

HM: Actually ammi mai abhi uthi nai issliye aur raat mai serial ke bahu ki taraha toh nahi sosakte na

PS: (in mind only HM can hear it) OH IT'S ON

HM: (in mind only PS can hear it) YES IT IS !

AS: Acha jaldi tayyar hokar ayyo

HM: Ji

After HM was ready Anuseena was sitting on one sofa and PS on other sofa.

PS: Kiya hai Bahu shaadi baad se ammi ko ek baar bhi yaad nahi kar aur Anu tum joro ki gulam ban gaye malom tha mujhe ische hota bolke

AS: Asa nahi hai ammi... HM cuts her in between

HM: Are Ammi mai kaal hi bole thi inko ammi se mil kar aygne, bohotyaad ari bolke

PS: Beta bahu boli kate nai mari pass chalo bolke

AS: Ammi mai anne wala tha par HQ mai bohot kaam tha isliye nahi a saka aur mai abb HQ ko nikalne wala tha mai chalto ha

HM: Appke ek files mai lato

AS: Uss ki zarurat nahi mai sare files rakh liya mai bass shoes pahena ha

HM: Mai boli na mai ek file hai bolke (showing eyes to AS which is unnoticeable by PS) 

AS: Acha

Then they went to their room, now,

AS: Abb kiya howa appko

HM: Aaj app HQ mat jao

AS: Are bola na mai zauri hai jana

HM: Are app roz jate na abb sunday ko bhi jana zaruri hai na aur aaj nahi gaye toh HQ ban naho ho gara

AS: Are bola na mai CS ke sath important meeting hai aur aaj mai nahi gaya toh mari job chale jate

HM: Yaha mari jaan ko khatra hai (in low voice to ehich AS can't hear)

AS: Kiya ????

HM: Aaj tohra dar se jayo na

AS: Nahi ja sakta

HM: Toh mai bhi aaj thane jaro

AS: Chup

HM: Kiyu ???

HM: Kiyu nahi jana mai, kuch chakkafr chal raha ahi appka ashiqhi chali app ki kisi ke sath ha ??? kiyu kare shaadi mare sa churdena tha mujhe??

AS: Jaan calm down aur bolo ki howa

HM: Mujhe app ki Ammi se dar lagta 

AS: SHO Haseena Malik appni saas se dar gayi then he just slightly laughed, are shaadi ki baad phele baar mile toh sathe mai bheto bonding hoti

HM: Acha bonding Saas- Bahu ki bonding kaabhi sune zindagi mai kabhi

AS: Acha mujhe late hora

HM: App jare na HQ, agar mai kaal appne make nahi chali gaye toh dehoko

After listening to this he went from there and HM behind him,

AS: Ammi mai kikalta ho HQ ki liye

PS: Mai yaha tumre liye ayye aur tum hai ki HQ jare, mai kiya karo yaha par kuan hai mera

Anuseena- 😑😑😲

AS: Par Ammi

PS: Ammi ammi kuch nahi just sit down

AS: Ammi Haseena hai na

PS: Iss ke sath mai kiya karu agar tum jare HQ toh mujhe bhi ghar chordu mai kiya karu Haseena ke sath

AS: Arrree

PS: Tu baith na

AS: Thik hai, then he sat down on the sofa and Haseena gave him a angry look

PS: Abb tum yahi khali kiyu khare jake break fast banate, lagta hai bahu nahi malom ki saas sugar patient hai

HM: App boliye kiya khate mai banatu nasta 

PS: Anda (egg)

HM: Acha

Scene sifts to dinning table when HM kept the plate on ammi's side

PS: Yeh kiya hai Haseena

HM: Anda

PS: Aree tale (firied) kiyu mai samjhi ki mai abb boiled anda khahe wali ho

HM: Acha thik hai mai liker jati ho aur boiled anda lati ho

PS: Uski zarurat nahi hai yeh mare beta ki kamayie ki hai mai uski kami waste nahi karna chatie ho

HM: Thik hai

PS: Aur aaj mujhe time par lunch chaiyye

HM: Phele yeh toh khatam kijyye

PS: (in mind only HM can hear it) YOU FUCKING BICTIH 🤨

HM: (in mind only PS can hear it) AHMMMM.... 😗👩👩

So guys, that's all for today. I hope u like it. Vote comment and follow for more parts.

Sorry for grammatical mistakes. Next part will be uploaded soon. Meet u in next part.

Till then stay safe and healthy....

Good Bye ✋✋

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