Pati- Patni aur Saas- 4

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So, let's start today's part....

Haseena was sitting on the sofa scrolling something in her phone, then Anubhav comes, now,

AS: Ek husband ne apni biwi diya talak (divorce)

HM: Kiyu ??

AS: Kyunki husband ke pocket me se koyi pasie chore the baad me pata chala ki wo paose biwi ne chori ki....

HM: Nahi karna chahiye tha use aisa...

AS: Tum toh nahi karte na... 🤨🤨

HM: Nahi mai nahi karti aisa... 😐😐

AS: Jooth maat bolo Haseena...

HM: Mai jooth nahi bol rahi ho....

AS: Parsu ki tarha truth aur dare khalte hai.. jab Maa ke sath khale the hum..

HM: Woh yaad maat dilo.... app mujhe...

Flashback

Anubhav, Haseena and Pushpa ji was sitting in the balcony and they were ready to play Truth and dare...now,

AS: Ready....

PS: Yes...

Then Anubhav spins the bottle and it comes on Haseena and Pushpa ji have to ask Haseena...

PS: Truth aur Dare ??

HM: Dare..

PS: Toh tum appni Ammi ke sath kisa rathe waise hi tumhe mare sath rahne par ta...

HM: Toh fir thik hai.. Maa app mare istari (ironing) kar degye raat mai mujhe appne dost ke ghar jana hai party hai aur khana bhi bana dijye, kapre bhi dho diygye mai sone ja rahi ho...

PS: Kiya ??

HM: Mare Ammi Abbu mujhe pariyo ki tarha rakhe, palko pe bitha ke rakhe hai...

PS: 70- 80 kg ko kuan palko pe bitha kar rakte.. (teasingly)

AS: Dare cancel ab se no dare only truth.... samjhe gaye...

Both: Ji

Then again Anubhav spins the bottle, it again stops at Haseena and Pushpa ji has to ask her again,

PS: Truth ya Dare ??

AS: Maa bolo na mai no dare only truth....

PS: Acha thik hai, (to HM) ek baat bata tu mare beta se bartan (dishes) dholati hogi na.. khate hai jo bartan dhote uske haat soft rahte (after holding Anubhav's hand) isske hath soft dikh rahe hai mujhe...

HM: 1 week mai do din anu dhote, bhaki ke din kaam wali kar lati hai...

PS: Tum kiya karte, woho insta scroll karna...

HM: Nahi, mai gharo lagati ho, pucha lagati ho, khana bhi mai banati ho, aur ek do baar anu bartan dho date...

PS: Acha thik hai...

Then again Anubhav spins the bottle again and again it comes on Haseena and Pushpa ji has to ask her again...

HM: Anubhav tum kuch jado kar rahe ho kiya jab dekho jab mujhe pe aa raha hai... lo mai karti ho...

Then she spins it and this time it came on Pushpa ji and Haseena has to ask her...

HM: Toh maa, last week jab mai appse puchi thi gold ke earings app bole tha ki app appni bade bhen ko diye the.... app sahi mai appki bhen ko diye the yah app mujhe nahi dena chate the ??

PS: Ha, mai tumhe nahi dena chati thi is liye jooth boli mai...

Then she spins it and this time it came on Haseena and Pushpa ji has to ask her...

PS: Wasie tumhari rasam ki ring kaha hai...

HM: Woh ghum ho gayi... 😓😓

PS: Is liye mai nahi de rahi thi iss... 🙄🙄

AS: Hasu tum bole the na ki tum locker rakhe the... 😱😱

HM: 😞😞

Then she spins it and this time it came on Haseena and Pushpa ji has to ask her...

PS: Tum parso mare bhai ki poti ke birthday party mai kiyu nahi aaye...

HM: Boli thi na mai ki Anu loose motions ho rahe the...

AS: Hasu kaab hoye loose motions mujhko... 🤨🤨

PS: Log kia bolenge ki Anubhav ki biwi gharuli hai ghar ke bhahar nahi nikalti..

HM: Mai aake kiya karti waha par mujhse koyi bhi baat nahi karte...

PS: Ayygne toh karenge na... 🙄🙄

HM: 😐😐

Then she spins it and this time it came on Anubhav and in between Pushpa ji and Haseena...

HM: Mai puch thi ho...

PS: Nahi mai... maa ho iski...

HM: Pati hai mare... 

PS: Beta hai mera...

AS: Roko app dono ladhna ban karo.. mai yeh bottle fir se ghomata ho kis par ayya unho puchna.. thik hai...

Both: Thik hai...

Then he spins the bottle and it comes on Haseena...

AS: Ahhh.. pucho app... 😐😐

HM: Appko kis ke hath ka khana ziyaada passand mera ya maa ka ??

Then the cooker ki siti bajti hai...

AS: Haseena cooker ki siti baji jayo dekho.. khana jala dete kiya...

HM: Ha ja rahi ho mai.... then she went to the kitchen...

Then Anubhav was about to leave the balcony, then Maa stops him...

AS: Kiya howa maa...

PS: Tum bole nahi kiske hath ke khana tuhe passand hai...

Then Anubhav holds her hands...

AS: Bacchpan se yeh hath ka khana kaha raha ho toh yeh hath ka khana mujhe bohot passand...

PS: 🥰🥰

Flashback ends

AS: Wasie tumhe kiya lagta ki paise kuan churiye..

HM: Kaam wali choriye hongi... bichari paise ki kaami hongi ghar mai..

AS: Toh fir mai uss nukari se nikaal raha ho..

HM: Kiyu ??

AS: Mai ghar mai chor nahi rakta... aur ghar ka kaam tum dekhlo... thik hai

HM: Acha thik hai mai li paise...

AS: Kis liye..

HM: Woh online shopping hai cash on delivery hai... abb atta honga...

AS: Kuch bhi ho jayo tumhari yeh shopping kabhi khatam nahi hongi right??

HM: Wasie app bole nahi ki kis ke hath e khana passand hai appko...

AS(while holding her hand): Shaadi ke baad se yeh hath ke khana mujhe... aur waise mujhe bhook lagi hai... khana dedo..

HM: Okay.. then she went in the kitchen....

AS (in mind): Dono saas- bahu ko aisa hi sambhalna parta hai shaadi ke baad....


So, guys that's all for today. I hope u guys like it. Sorry for grammatical mistakes.

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Till then stay safe and healthy. Meet u in next part. Next part will be uploaded soon. See u soon. I know I am uploading this part after ages.... because I am not getting any ideas. And next part will be the last part of the story... Suggestions are always welcome...

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