Still Saturday, October 30th. time? 8:30
Wimp-head just left the house, this is perfect! my friend " Bill " is hosting an EPIK party which why would somebody not accept? are they dumbasses? plus the house was boring to begin with, Mom and Dad went to vacation with Manny and Wimp-gang went to hunt people or what ever so as an normal heffley i went to do somebody actually FUN. i hoped to my van and started driving to bill's house only to realize something
THE COPS WERE CHASING ME!
WHY? well i drove faster but its too late. the cops caught me!
and surprise surprise, there was Bill. there he was, he is a friend. to be exact an EX-friend....it all started in September 28
September 28th.
It 's saturday with means... LODED DIPER PRACTICE! however none of my bandmates came here exc/ept for Bill so i guess we were...awkwardly chatting. we decided to get out of the house to get snacks but THE POLICE CAME OUT OF NO WERE!
they were here to check on who ever did the city damage, i didnt want to go to JAIL so i blamed it on Bill and sure enough he got arrested. gonna pretend this never happened
back to the present
" rodrick heffley you are arrested for city damage and victim blaming "
fuck, bill managed to get evidence that i was the one who caused city damage. HOW????? i was handcuffed and put in the car which Bill was in it too, man this is beyond awkward now. we got to jail and sat on chairs waiting for mom and dad to come and make the whole court thing or something? an cop allowed me to put the news and i couldn't believe what was on TV-
" GIANT ROBO ATTACK HAPPENING IN PLANVIEW! "
and sure enough the robot came at the cops station and starting attacking the cops station. one of the cops accidently drooped an key so i used it to get free of my handcuffs go to my van and start escaping. and i knew EXCAITLIY were i am going
To greg.
~END OF PART 8.5!~
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