MTV Cribs

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Laddy da...di...da...da * skips into the kitchen and grabs some oreos*

*sings* I CAN EAT WHAT I WANT....WHEN...I WANT....BABYYYYYYYY, cause i stay Slender no matter what...what...what...whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt....ohhh honey.

* dances over to the couch and then stops as i see the MTV crew at my door*............

Me in my head: How they done find me? I done swore i made sure where i live was a secret............

MTV: Uh....can we come in?

Me: ...........* hides oreos behind back and straightens out suit* ...i suppose so, but what do you want?

MTV: Well you know we heard you like are the richest and most handsome man on this planet sooooo....................

Me: * runs to door and opens it* Well then what up my man!?!? I'm so happy yall is here. Finally someone who appreciates a true thug.

MTV: Well the way your house looks, you don't look like a thug.

Me:  Well, let me tell ya bout my self, walk with me talk with me, * walks outside with them* Ya see i aint choose the thug life, the thug life chose me, ya feel me? Yeah ya feel me soooooo, basically like......i grew up in a forest ok i was practically raised by Tarzan himself ok? Holler! Anyways....so as you know i don't like to walk around in no dang loin cloth so i gots me some money off the streets and i went down to the thrift shop and gots me a suit. But i mean it smelled like R.Kelly's sheets....pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

ahem anyways, BUT IT WAS ONLY 99 CENTS! Hehe....you know that song is about me right?

MTV: sure it is......

Me: agree with me or get the hec outta my house!

MTV: oh yeah it was............

Me: stop putting dots after every sentence you say. Now anyways, so i bought me a suit and i got so much female attention that well........i had to retreat back to da forest and that's where i've been all this time......

MTV: Sooooo wait then why do you live in this mansion?

Me: because it has a forest behind it duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You stupid................well before we go inside this is the house on the outside.

( Ma house on the outside in da multimedia.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 25, 2013 ⏰

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