Alright so first off......
This is not a diary
This is not me complaining
This is really how stuff went down I ain't makin it up....so don't question me
Alright now that that has been said here we go.....
OCTOBER 31st,
So you know how I live in the woods and all? Well as you can imagine I don't be gettin very many trick or treaters sooooo I be sittin there alone just chewing on some bark when I heard some noises.
And I was like.." Guys come on I don't want to play the game right now." and they be like...
" But please Slendy please," and so basically I ended up scaring the buts off of about 100 people last night and I be tired man.
But anyways after all that scaring I sat back down on that log and ate ma stick. But then it hit me! I can go trick or treating! So I quickly got up and made my way out the forest and man it was like a maze gettin out of der but I made it.
I saw the first glimps of the moon! So jacob would be comin out soon and he and I be friends. So I heard him Howell and I called him over and he was all like.." Hey Slendy." and I looked around him and guess who I saw....
BELLA and man does that girl be annoying. She always sneaks out with him and you guys are watching twilight saying " No Bella be with THE WOLF" well I'm here to tell ya go team Edward because he seems like a cool guy and he doesn't get to see Bella that often cause of Jacob but anyway.
We all went to this nearby neighborhood and I saw so many slendy's I was about to..........nevermind. But I was pissed and Bella started laughing so I may have choked her and well let's just say JACOB GIT MAD but then we be alright. But it was funny cause you know how she doesn't change facial expressions no matter what?
Hehe even when I was choking her she didn't change lol. Anyways so we walked up to the first house And all these kids in front of us be holding pillow cases and bags. I looked at the other two and they just shrugged so I just walked up and held out my hands, and this old lady that answered the door just stated at me.
So I just stared back at her........and then she started laughing and said nice costume. What the...who in the heck does she think i am I was Finna slap the lady but JACOB whispered to me that I needed to pretend like I was not a real monster. So I did and she gave me one freakin piece of candy. What the he......nevermind.
I gave her the meanest look I could give since you know I don't have a face and then we kept walking to different doors. And before we would go up to another house I walked over to the next house I would shove the candy down my throat so that the people would feel bad for me and give me more candy but......there was none of that. So let's just say many people were added to my killing list.
And some of them could be your parents so don't be surprised if you wake up and there isn't a nice breakfast made by your mom for you when you get downstairs in the morning before school. So that was just a heads up.
Anyways..... All that human food made freakin sick and so as soon as stupid Bella and jacob left I threw it all up. How the crap can you guys eat that stuff?
Well to end this little note I will end by saying what a horrible night that was......and that is all. Oh and happy Halloween....hey you know what I just realized to ight was the perfect night to silently take kids I to the forest without anyone knowing. Ugh I am so stupid why didn't I do it? Lol, silly me....anyways......I guess I should end by saying Happy or shall I say, Slendy Halloween lol.
