So I got a call from my agent and he said I had to do another interview. Ugh! I hate these things only this time it was with a fan.....and welllll here is how it went down......
November 4, 2012
Me: * slowly pokes head into room* he...he..hello?
Cause you know I be scared that the fan be obsessed and crap.
Fan: hi.....come on in...have a seat.
Me:* walks in like the cool guy that I am* ay...what be down?
Fan: it's up hehe.....
Me: * just stares at her.
Fan: I'm sorry don't take me into the forest.....
Me: Lol don't be silly....I wasn't Finna do that......girl you be funny and it's da forest not ...THE forest...
Fan: oh lol....yeah silly me and yeah da forest. Ok so your fans on twitter have a few questions.
Me: * kicks feet up on desk* let's hear my little stalkers...
Fan: ok...wait hold up.....your what?
Me: I call my fans my little stalkers....or wait I could call the, my little kiddo's.
Fan: why?
Me: cause children....I babysit them....so stalkers....get it?
Kiddo:ok...then wait so my name is Kiddo now?
Me: yep...don't say it again. So hurry up and give me my dang questions kiddo.
Kiddo: ( oh my gosh he called me kiddo) ok so......@slendymyman says....if you could be any other monster who would it be?
Me: Myself..next question...
Kiddo: But that's not-
Me: Shut the heck up and read the next question!
Kiddo: ok.....ok......@slendybaby-
Me: ehhhh wrong....no body calls me that...it's weird. Cause if you call me baby and I stalk babies...isn't that a little weird?
Kiddo: oh ok they changed their name to...@slendymanthatstalksbabies....and they say if you could marry any girl who would it be?
Me: that's betta and.....hmmmmm......that's easy no one.
Kiddo: but you always complain how your alone so I just thought....
Me: READ THE NEXT QUESTION BUTTHEAD, WHEN I SAY I DON'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND, YOU LISTEN, AND MOVE ON!
Kiddo: ok ok.....so.......one more question-
Me: good cause y'all questions be stupid....
Kiddo: Slendy...you don't say that to your fans....
Me: you know what? You can't call me Slendy anymore...just cause of that.
Kiddo: fine......* sniff sniff* ok...@-
Me: uh uh....you can't be crying and asking me a question at the same time.
Kiddo: ok sorry...* sniffs up runny nose*
Me: .............no you be nasty imma bounce. See ya...oh and don't call yourself a kiddo anymore we threw...meet me in the forest!* gets up and walks out*
And let's just say.....we won't be seeing them anymore......poor girl. Oh well I mean she deserved it!
She shouldn't have sniffed her booger up that's sick! Anyways y'all don't be doing it or else well.....I'll be meeting ya in the forest later.
Bye kiddos!
