As lil nas x and obama made their way to the girl they saw a big green creature. They were terrified once again, what a day for them honestly. The creature noticed them except the girl didn't, once they got a closer look at the creature, they already knew who it was
SHREK
They didn't think that shrek would be so big in person, but they were wrong, as shrek stomped his way to them the girl tugged on to his clothes "Leave them alone, they've already had a bad day" she said in a very sad tone. Shrek couldn't do anything about it and just sat down next to her. He thought about what the girl did to him and his cheeks immediately heat up at the thought of it.
FLASHBACK:
He developed a liking for her when she screamed balls at shrek and fiona's wedding right before they kissed. He thought she was so brave and thought she would run away. The complete opposite happened though, she took one of the male audience's pants away from him and lifted him up from the ground and showed everyone his small penis but big balls. "YOU SEE?!?!?! HUMANITY. STILL. HAS. BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted at the top of her lungs and that's when i immediately fell for her, i grew a boner when she said that, and i liked it. She started running away as soon as i came to approach her, she was very fast. Wonder what else she could do fastly he chuckled to himself as he grabbed donkey and went to catch up with the girl. Ever since he has seen and heard the amazing stunt she pulled at his so called 'wedding' he couldn't stop following her until then. She was bothered by this but she thought some company would be nice. Little did she know that, that was the beginning of a new friendship and an obsession
END OF FLASHBACK:
She kindly asked them to leave, they didn't reply or move they just stood still. I took notice of that and i glared at them menacingly so they would at least run away, hoping that they would flee he looked away for a second and turned back to find them out of sight. She saw that i glared at them and chuckled at the sight of it 'how cute' he thought he had said that only in his mind but little did he know that he actually said that outloud. He apologized countlessly, she made him get up from the ground and made him face her. She looked perfect to him. He wanted her to be his. every single part of her. He wanted it all to himself. She looked at him, she tippy toed and landed a gentle kiss on his cheek. He turns red all over by the action she had done. She laughed and went back to her little house waving goodbye to him as she left him dumbfounded
A/N: AHSHAHDYHASDASDF LONGEST CHAPTER SO FAR AND AS I SAID THERE'S GONNA BE A NEW CHAPTER YESTERDAY I MADE THIS AT 11:55 PM SO IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED A SCAM TO POST THIS AT 12:00 AM, ALSO I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT THIS BOOK HAS OVER 70+ READS NOW WHICH IS CONFUSING AND TERRIFYING. FINALLY LEAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS UWU
