Beeduo [TUBBOxRANBOO]

Enderwalking

AUTHORS NOTE: Why that fuck is this so popular? I didn't work on this very much lol. Anyway, I am trying to get parts out asap, but thanks for all the wonderful comments! Y'all give me motivation to continue this, so thank you so much!

"Come along, Michael," Ranboo said as he walked down the stairs.

"Hurry up!" Tubbo yelled from the kitchen. "ITS ON FIRE!"

"What?!?" Ranboo sprinted down the stairs, clutching Michael, their Baby Zombie Pigman Son. Adopted, of course.

"Shit shit shiiiiit," Tubbo muttered as the mutton burned on the ground.

Ranboo rolled his eyes and set Michael in the high chair. He proceeded to grab Tubbo off the ground and plop Tubbo into a chair.

"Hey!" Tubbo protested, frowning.

Ranboo ignored his protest and continued to clean up the burning mutton, which was making the whole house smell like smoke. Flames licked his hands as he grabbed the mutton to put in the sink full of water. Ranboo took a deep breath and dropped the mutton in the sink as he jumped back.

Hiss...

One of the drops hit Ranboo's hand. 

"Ow!" Ranboo yelped, grabbing his own wrist.

"ACK!!" Tubbo yelped as well, jumped out of his chair to check on Ranboo. "What happened?"

"Nothing," Ranboo mumbled.

Snort, Michael snorted.

Ranboo looked up and around, hearing something. "Did you hear that?" He asked Tubbo.

"No?" Tubbo replied, confused. "Wha-?"

Ranboo pointed to the curtain, where the noise was coming from, and Tubbo curiously tip-toed over and opened the curtain quietly. 

"Tommy?" Ranboo and Tubbo said in unison.

"HEY!" Tommy yelped, jumping. He grabbed the curtain with a sheepish look on his face and pulled it closer to his body. "Oh! Ah, Tubbo! MAH FREN! My RIGHT-HAND MAN. What's up, maaan?"

"Whaaaat are you doing in my house?" Tubbo cautiously asked. He walked over to the curtain and Tommy clutched the curtain closer, concealing half of his body. 

Tommy gave a sheepish grin. "Nooothin'," He replied, silky-smooth.

Small noises were coming from the window, like little buzzing. 

"What is tha-" Tubbo started.

"Ow!" Tommy yelped. "I mean, wow, what a beautiful house!" He nodded. "OW! What the fuck, you little mon-" Tommy looked up.

Ranboo and Tubbo had matching faces of fear and confusion. Ranboo nodded towards the bottom of the curtain, pointing out a little yellow, buzzing animal. Tubbo's face lit up.

"Bee's!!" Tubbo cried. "I love bee's so so much! I am so happy you brought me bee's!" He jumped towards the bee and pulled back the curtain.

Behind the curtain was one bee, but three people. Niki, Wilbur, and Dream.

"Dream? Wilbur? Niki??" Ranboo said, confused.

"Wait a minuet. You little fuck's thought that if you distracted me with a bee, you could rob my house!" Tubbo said sadly as he watched Niki lead the little bee out of the window.

"There is  always an angle, is what I say," Dream said in his weird, demonic voice. "And it isn't Dream, its Dreamon."

"Yes, sorry DrEaMoN."  Tubbo sarcastically apologized. 

"Sorry," Niki said. "But Tommy is really... convincing." She eyed Tommy with suspicion, her blond hair waving in the wind of the open window.

"Why does it smell like something was burning?" Wilbur asked, scrunching his nose. 

Tubbo glared at him. "You guys are not welcome here, you nEED TO GET OUT RIGHT NOW- Ranboo?"

Ranboo's eyes were squinted shut, and he was shaking.

Tubbo put a hand over his mouth. Ranboo's enderwalking usually happened when he was anxious and it was loud. "Fuck," Tubbo whispered.

"☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎍⏁ ⍜⎎ ⋔⊬ ⊑⍜⎍⌇⟒!!!!!" Ranboo screeched. 

"Up, up, up!" Tubbo commanded to everyone, who all then went to the balcony to watch the enderwalking scene.

Ranboo spun around in a circle twice until he tripped on his tail. He yelped and teleported to the counter. He then grabbed a knife and tried repeatedly to stab himself, somehow missing everytime. Tubbo jumped down and grabbed the knife out of Ranboo's hand before he could try another blow to himself, but Tubbo was no match for the 6'7" enderwalking giant. Tubbo was thrown against a wall, and Ranboo slowly walked over to Tubbo's aching body. For some reason, his face was flashing from full black to half-and-half, his eyes fully purple no matter what.

"No!" Tommy yelled, sprinting towards Tubbo. "Stop!"

Ranboo spun around and chucked the knife at Tommy. It nicked Tommy's shoulder, and Tommy grabbed his arm. "Shit," He muttered.

"No! Stop!" Niki then cried as Ranboo proceeded to grab another knife.

Ranboo turned to face Niki. "⟟⋔⌿⍜⌇⏁⟒⍀, ⋏⍜⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎎⏃⋔⟟⌰⊬, ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⎅⟟⟒." He said, slowly and carefully.

"What?" Niki said quietly. Ranboo grabbed her shirt and a knife. He lifted her off the ground, preparing to stab her in the stomach. His face was no longer flickering, it was just fully white now.

"MY LOVE!" Wilbur roared. "NO!"

Wilbur reached for his crossbow, which was on his belt. He loaded it and aimed it towards Ranboo's face. 

Ready?

Aim...

"WAIT!" Tubbo screeched, his strength back. "DON'T SHOOT! WILBUR!"

Tubbo ran towards Niki and Ranboo, and pried Niki away. He held Ranboo's wrist that had the knife in it.  Tubbo's iron grip surprised Ranboo, and Ranboo dropped the knife. 

Tubbo looked into Ranboo's lavender and violet eyes. He missed the green and red ones. The Christmas eyes. 

Slowly, but carefully, Tubbo loosed his grip from Ranboo's wrist and made his way up to touch Ranboo's full black cheek. 

"Come back, my love," He whispered.

Ranboo crumpled to the ground, and closed his eyes, his face fading back to the half-black half-white.

"It will take him a while to wake up," Tubbo told everyone else. "Help me?" He asked Wilbur.

Wilbur nodded and picked up the now harmless Ranboo and set him on the couch.

"Where is Michael?" Niki asked.

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