Kettle, a kettle, a material used for boiling water and cool stuff like that, was bought in a supermarket called The most epic epic supermarket of all epic supermarkets. Kettle was in a minty, beautiful box. The box was made with extra rare super valuable cardboard only obtained FROM MARS! It was red and smelled like newly made pinky salmon peppermint made by god himself. This packaging was very expensive, so the tea kettle was expensive. Along with ya boi Kettle, there was its sibling a cup, its name was HAROLD THE CUP. It was Kettle's younger sibling. They favorited Harold SO MUCH THAT THEY GAVE IT A NAME!!!! Back to the point, it was bought by a young dinosaur lover named Groggy. Groggy saw the insane price. BUT HE DID IT ANYWAYS BECAUSE HIS ONLY THOUGHTS ARE DINOSAURS RAWRRR. So he went to his new owners house along with Harold.
Then Groggy went on unboxed them and put the box on his head, because dinosaurs in his head. Kettle went on and hopped to the boiling thing on the stove and sat on it (i swear this story is family friendly guys don't cancel me) while Harold sat with some other cups.
Kettle: "Younger sibling of mine, this stove is warm. It fits my standards homie, bro, broski whatever the new gen says" Kettle says in satisfaction
Harold: "You kettle idiot, my dude you fail so badly at fitting in with the new generation. You need a tea bag to fill in that empty water filled head of yours" Harold says in a sarcastic tone
find out what happens next in Kettle or whatever its called
Creators note: this story is satire lol
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Kettle
RandomKettle, a story about a kettle and its friends, the plate, the spoon and its lovely sibling the cup named Harold. Together, the do stuff like sit, lie down, be in the dishwasher. That's it really... I think
