After the pool incident, Spoon decides to head home and get some sleep.
While Plate and Kettle have their moment, it just chilled in their house.
The next day, Spoon comes to the school, since it works there as a teacher (Kinda)
"UGH. Kettle, stooop I don't wanna go to school. Icky icky school!!"
"You have no right to fight back Harold! It is a nessesity!"
"Whatever...."
Spoon just couldn't handle the kids sour attitude. Cups are supposed to be gentle and nice to be able to get hold and handle getting fluids sucked out of them. But this one isn't the ideal one!
"Uh kid.. Be nice to the Kettle man"
"Oh it's you... Spon?"
"It's spoon bro"
"Spoon...hehe"
"Whatever. Like I'd remember your dumb name. Who'd get named Sp00oon"
"Who names a cup Harold"
"Uh, a sane person??"
"Nahh kiddo, a child"
"You said child twice"
"Uh yea. As if you're not one?"
"I'm 10"
"PFFT. I'm 18. I'm 8 years older than your lame 10 year old ass"
"Hey. Leave the bad words to me"
"HAROLD. SPOON. STOP IT" Kettle says angrily. Very very angrily
"Ugh. Never knew you can raise your voice. I thought you kept that pwopew wopew tea party voice of yours"
"HAHA. Harold you're alright"
"What?"
"Your insults are funny"
"UGH. AS IF I WON'T INSULT PEOPLE OF THE LIKES OF Y O U."
"Yea but still fuunnny"
After that they leave each other alone.
A few hours later
"So Harold how'd school go"
"Booooring"
"It was SO DUMB LIKE SO SO SOOOO DUMB. I KNOW HOW TO ADD 2 AND 2 IM NOT DUMB LIKE THESE AAAADULLTSS"
"Harold!"
"Whatever. At least one of the teachers was cool"
"Who?"
"That spooo00oo0n guy. It seems alright."
"Ok then"
Kettle and Harold go home and chill out.
End
Creators note: this series is satire lol
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Kettle
RandomKettle, a story about a kettle and its friends, the plate, the spoon and its lovely sibling the cup named Harold. Together, the do stuff like sit, lie down, be in the dishwasher. That's it really... I think
