Kettle and its sibling Harold the cup encountered a plate named Plate who went to a pool party. After that Kettle and Harold go to their house, a quiet little shelf in a cabinet, sorta like an apartment. Kettle settles in and lays down on the comfy cloth bed Groggy the human made for them, while Harold unpacks its belongings like a boss
"You know Harold, there's a pool party nearby at the sink, it may be a good place to meet new kitchen objects!"
"Listen, I don't wanna go to some lame pool er sink party anytime soon ya hear? It just sounds like an excuse to see that plate the plate fella"
"HAROLD! I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO JOIN A SOCIAL EVENT! OK?!"
"Whatever..." Harold says with suspicion and slight concern
Harold sits down on the comfy sofa and sighs. Kettle gets up and dresses in a um.. "eye catching" outfit and storms out of the cabinet leaving poor little Harold all alone. Good thing Harold despises company with a burning passion!
Kettle rushes in takes a cardboard car and zooms to the pool where the cool kiddos are (haha very cool gen z lol memey weee) and arrives at the pool party.
Plate sits near the sink talking to its friends Fork and Spork, two idiotic siblings. But wait what happens to a spoon? Spork fork, where's the spoon?! SUDDELY DUN DUN DUUUNNN
SPOON GOES DOWN ON ITS MINI SURFBOARD AND RIDES LIKE A CHAMP ROUND THE TAP!! It went to Kettle and said
"HEY YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD SURFUR! WANNA SURF WITH ME DUDE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Spoon says with delight in a high, very loud voice.
Kettle accepts this challenge and says "Lets bet.... that Plate over there!"
Plate looks at kettle and makes a confused face "H-huh?! Spoon you wanna gamble me?! What the hell does that mean you little-"
Spoon and Kettle have an intense battle in the sink, but after all of that Spoon IS a pro surfer and won, why? Bitch why would Kettle get plot armor
"HEHE you losttt!"
"UGH! I KNOW OK?!" Kettle looks away sad
"No its okay! I don't really want Plate! Plate is just average!"
"IS THAT AN INSULT?! COME HERE YOU-"
Plate chases Spoon around while Spoon cries out loud "PLATEEEEEE"
A few hours later, Plate and Kettle walk home together, and talked about stuff i guess. Plate hugs Kettle and says "Bye bye see you soon!" and walks away happily
Back at House Ala Kettle, Harold sits on the couch peacefully sleeping while a part of the mini kitchen is trashed and needs cleaning. Kettle cries to sleep
END
Note: This series is satire lol
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Kettle
RandomKettle, a story about a kettle and its friends, the plate, the spoon and its lovely sibling the cup named Harold. Together, the do stuff like sit, lie down, be in the dishwasher. That's it really... I think
