Hi Plate, Bye Plate

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As Harold and its brother, Kettle walk along the cabinets looking for a place to stay, they see a dishwasher. The dishwasher seemed new and clean so they both agreed to go in and chill. When they entered they saw a plate named Plate walking out.

''My who is that plate'' Said Kettle, in utter confusion

''We just moved in here, what did you expect me to be? A walking encyclopedia?'' Harold replied in a slightly pissed tone

''Harold, we are siblings do not continue this sassy attitude towards me. It has now come to my attention and i shall ask you to finish this ridiculous nonsense that you call talking" Kettle angrily says

"OH ITS ON" Harold jumps on Kettle and tries to stomp on him angrily.

Suddenly a whoosh came around and stepped in the fight

"Harold! Do not stomp on others its rude!" Said a mysterious plate.

Its the same plate that they found like 5 mins ago! The plate started trying to separate the two and held Harold on the counter

''Are you ok? Are you cracked?" The plate asks nicely "My name is Plate... You are..?"

"Kettle"

"Kettle, what a lovely name" Said Plate "Well bye i need to pick up my friends from the sink" Plate hops on a box and heads off to the sink

"Harold.... is there a party in there" Said Kettle

"UGHHHHHH"

Kettle looks off to the sink where it sees Plate joining in a pool party.

"Oi if you're just gunna go there and leave me stuck then i'd kick you outta my house you hear me?" Harold screams at Kettle

Kettle helps Harold up and they soon go to their new house.

"After this lets go to the pool party that'd be fun" Kettle says

Find out what happens in the next episode of Kettle :)

creator's note: This series is satire lol

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