Hail The Apocalypse

Chapter 8: The Zootopian Nightmare

AN: Do you like the story? By the way I went to Slipknot concert and it fucking ripped! It was oversold though and I have massive laryngitis but it was worth it!

"SNOWY!"

Nick was shouting at me, a look of full blown terror in his eyes.

"THEY TOOK JUDY!" he shouted.

I looked over and saw one of the slammerjams, carrying Judy Hopps into the spaceship.

"The three of you will never be together again!" shouted the Slammerjam, as, they walked into the spaceship. "Wigglesnoot won't be around much longer!" They disappeared.

"Fuck," Nick said, sadly, "we have to go do something."

Suddenly, another Slammerjam grabbed Nick by the tail and walked towards the spaceship.

"IT'S YOUR TURN YLVIS MAN!" said the alien.

"NICK!" I shouted.

"SNOWY!" Nick shouted.

"I'll get you," I said, as I ran after him. It was too late. The Slammerjam had already dragged him into the ship.

"I promise I'll save you eventually," I said, tears in my eyes.

The sounds of screaming and torture came from the inside of the spaceship as it flew off.

"If only I could."

Suddenly, I heard a whirring noise and felt something warm against my head. I turned around to face another Slammerjam.

"Time's up, Avatar Country," said the Slammerjam as he fired the laser blaster right into my skull.

I woke up with an immediate start. My heart was absolutely racing and it felt like my ribcage was going to explode. I checked my clock which said it was noon, so I put in my contact lenses.

"Snowy?" Asked Nick as I walked out of the bathroom. I was wearing a black Cattle Decapitation T-shirt. Nick was wearing a Cognitive shirt while Judy was wearing a Death Angel shirt.

"Yes," I responded, still shaking.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Uhhhh, yes." I said.

"You look like you're shaking," he then said.

"I'll tell you over breakfast," I said.

We went upstairs. Winter was making a delicious tofu scramble with hashbrowns, avocado, and some spice. She often does that when guests are in the house. She also did it because Judy is vegan but we're not. A Bluetooth speaker was set up nearby playing "Radio One Two" by Dead Sara, a band that a college friend got my family into.

"So," Winter said, "Sabaton are aliens now!"

"The band must still be together," Judy replied, "but this was clearly not the band."

"Maybe they were kidnapped," said Nick.

"Quite possibly," said Blizzard, who was sewing a The Lynx Ten Seconds of Life patch onto his battle vest.

We sat down at the dining room table with the breakfast scramble.

"So," Nick asked, "what was going on?"

"Well," I said, "I had a bad dream."

Judy and Nick leaned in closer.

"I dreamed that the Slammerjams had come down and captured the both of you, and possibly killed you. And then one of them killed me."

"Oh fuck," Nick said,

I was pretty hungry so I quickly ate my breakfast tofu scramble.

"I hope this doesn't come true," I said, "I hope this can all end soon."

"I do to," Nick said.

We each finished our brunch.

"Otherwise," Judy said, "maybe you can go talk to Officer Wolford about your dream and ask him if you can do anything."

"That's a great idea!" I responded.

I then took the metro over to the police station on Savanna Central. I opened the door and eventually found where Officer Lupe Wolford was.

"Hej welcome to the ZPD," Officer Wolford said in Swedish. They smiled at me with their heavy metal fur style. They are the coolest police officer ever, and one of the ones I like. Their mother was a metal musician who toured the world in a now-retired band. They're also half Swedish which is why they speak it (them and Viking get along quite well). They also had an Amon Amarten shirt on underneath their uniform. I walked right up to them, wearing my winter hat that said "No Gods No Masters" on it.

"Snowy what is it?" They asked, "Oh I fucking love the hat. Is that from Blackcraft?"

"Yes," I replied. All the other normies in the room who didn't know what Blackcraft was gave us weird looks. Wolford flipped them the bird.

"Well," I said, "I have something important to tell you."

"Okay, follow me," they said, "and Cooper, stop playing that shitty prep music." They gave all the other normies dirty looks.

"So," I said to them, as they led me into another room, "I had this dream last night."

"Tell more," Lupe said.

"It involved the slammerjams coming down and taking both Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde away. Then one of them killed me."

"Oh fuck," said Wolford.

"I need some help," I said, "I want to know if there is a way to prevent this."

"Well," Wolford said, "look at this photograph."

They pulled a picture of me with Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde that was taken not too long ago. We were each holding our planned instruments for our metal band (including a microphone for me).

"Do you see this?"

"Yes," I responded.

"You will be the one to help stop this. Both Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde will also be the ones to stop this. All three of you can stop this."
"But how?" I asked.

"You will find out after more has happened."

"Okay," I said, "tanks."

"Welcome," Lupe replied.

I walked back outside and met Judy and Nick.

"So," Nick asked, "how did it go?"

"We'll be the ones to stop this," I said, "that's what Wolford told me."

"Hell yeah indeed," Judy said.

We walked along the street, listening to Quillswitch Engage.

"Maybe we can get Finnick and Duke to help us," I said.

"Yeah," Nick said, "wonder where they are?"

"Probably in their house, watching some heavy movie like Deathgasm."

"The Ottertons could help us too, like they did in the battle," I said.

"Now that we know that the Slammerjams hate water," Judy said, "meanwhile otters love water. At least that's what Viking once told me."

"Helvetti joo!" Nick said in Finnish.

"But," I then said, "if the Slammerjams can shape shift, how do we know who is a slammerjam or not."

We arrived back in Tundratown.

"It's like during the whole Night Howler scare," Nick said, "never knew who was going to be next."

"Yeah," I said, "I kinda had a feeling that someone was behind it. Once I heard a conspiracy theory that an evil Scottish wizard was causing everyone to go savage."

"Well," Judy said, "that could happen one day."

"Otherwise," Nick, "how will we be able to do this?"

"Well," I said, "Wolford told us to just wait and see."

"Let's wait and see," Judy said, "I've had to do that a lot."

"Indeed." I replied.