Hail The Apocalypse

Chapter 12: This Is Not Zootopia

I slowly moved my way to the door of the tank, trembling with fear. This could have been my last moment for all I know. I opened the door just a tiny bit and caught a peak at a group of Slammerjams with electrified batons and laser blasters.

"Hey," said one of the Slammerjams, "whoever is in here come out right this instant."

I then opened the door all the way to face the extra-terrestrial army, with weapons in their many hands.

"Okay then," Nick said, "that is, uhhh, quite extreme. And speaking of extreme, would you like to hear a song?"

"I think they said 'yes'" Judy said, "Alright Snowy, kick it off!"

The two got out their instruments.

"Alright," I said, "we are Dethbrush, and this song is called 'The Epic Raging Cosmic Tornado of Doom!'"

Nick and Judy started playing the opening riff.

"Far away in outer space," I sang, "A terrible force is on the way. Swallowing galaxies into the fray, THE RAGING COSMIC TORNADO OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BLEGH!"

However, before we could continue, the aliens forcibly grabbed us and our instruments.

"Wow," Nick said, "I guess that means our music sucks?"

The Slammerjams then stuffed us in a small hovering vehicle.

"So," I said, "what are they going to do with us now?"

"Maybe try to kill us but hopefully not," Judy said.

"Keep us on this ship maybe?" Nick said, "Take us to their home planet? Take us to a whole other planet?"

We continued along in our cramped quarters.

"I wonder who else is up here," I said, "what if we have the rest of our friends up here? We can get them to help in order to end this once and for all."

"Could possibly be," Nick said, "I guess we'll see for ourselves."

"Wolfard did say we can end this all," Judy said, "so, I guess we will end this all."

Suddenly, the cart stopped and the bottom of it dropped below us. We fell a short distance onto something that wasn't super soft but was not super hard either.

"What the actual fuck just happend?" I asked.

"I don't know," Nick said, "but that was pretty painful.

"Completely unnecessary," Judy said.

I then lifted myself up off the ground and immediately gasped. I was in a giant room. We were now surrounded by a whole group of mammals, big and small.

"Uhhh," said a Pronghorn, "did you just get here like right now?"
"Uh yeah," I said.

"Why?" asked a skunk.

"We can tell you all later," Judy said, "it's a long story."

Suddenly, we heard large hoofsteps.

"Hello there," Chief Bogo said, "you are here too I guess."
"We are," Nick said, "what do you want?"

"I got some great music for you!"

Chief Bogo then proceeded to play a shitty Machine Gun Kelly song on full volume.

"DUDE!" I shouted, "YOU FUCKING POSER! TURN THAT FUCKING PREP SHIT OFF!"

"Okay then," he said as he immediately switched to a shitty Falling In Reverse song.