im never talking to you again
that seems fair
ofc it does
you little bitch
seems kind of extreme for our first conversation dont you think
the fuck?
oh
i think you have the wrong number
oh really?
yeah actually
are you a teenager
please tell me you aren't a teenager
i'll shake and cry and scream
im 23
crisis averted
im 22
like that taylor swift song
gross
what did you just say to me
how tall are you
your mom
she's dead
moving on
how tall are you
oh shit
my bad
6ft
so you're like 5'10?
assuming your a male
i could beat the shit out of you then
im a woman
btw
she/her <3
yeah
he/him
you know how to use pronouns?
holy shit
you're hot as fuck
hey lol
hand in marriage?
down to fuck?
uh
taking that as a no
boring ass
question for ya
?
since you hate my girl
t swift
opinion on imagine dragons
they're fine
imagine dragging deez nuts across your face
gottem
...
whats up with you and punctuation
you got a punctuation kink or something weird like that
actually don't answer that
i don't even know you
but you could get to ;)
can i get a pass
nope
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22 - corpse husband ✓
FanfictionIN WHICH he accidentally texts the wrong number.... "i'm 22, like that taylor swift song." "gross." - started: october 25th, 2021 finished: march 19th, 2022 as a warning, the formatting is messed up in some places bc of the wattpad mobile interface...
