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you never told me your name

for a reason.

sounds like ur a pussy to me
laugh out loud
im gonna call you
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....
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thinking?

fred <3

that's not my name

well you didn't give me anything to work with FRED
my name is alex
im no pussy i can admit it

k

my ex used to leave me on k all the time
now he's serving for qssault and battery so who really lost that one 🤣

when

uh it was like last summer
i'd sqy he beat th3 fuck outta me but god that mf was WEAKSAUCE

did i ask
oh
you okay?

ngl i did not see that one coming
no im brocken
hold on my roomate is screaming at me

okay

im going to turn that bitch into q corpse if he does not die right now

uh

i hate that fowl fuck

why

they ate my leftovers???
obviously???

pronouns?

please accept my proposal
he uses he/they
prefers he

ok
does he have a name

yeah do you 😉

no

worth a shot
his name is oli
oliver for long

you two sound like a match made in heaven then

i just barfed
hes gay fred

how was i supposed to know

idk just be better

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